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Investment advice:Put your money in companies that handle food and drug recalls
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A few semesters ago my senior seminar topic was Colorado native fishes, and the student who presented on this species quoted a podcast where the guest stated the fish possessed "luscious Mick Jagger lips" and that phrase comes to mind every single time I see one.
Despite lacking any teeth on their jaws, Colorado pikeminnows are the top native predators in the Colorado River basin. They do have long, curved teeth in their throat (pharyngeal teeth) that help them process prey (mostly fish, but whatever they can catch!) that they swallow whole #25DaysofFishmas
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just read the comments under every recipe online. People are seeing the words and sentences but not putting together what they mean in totality.
People don't understand what is meant by "literacy" and the "literacy crisis".

Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was a libertarian right up until I saw someone wearing an Obama mask over their monkey in a diaper costume.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
If Valve gets steamOS rolled out successfully this will be as big of a ball drop from Microsoft as their approach to smart phones
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Cute baby names inspired by FFXIV!

Lyse
Hermes
Gaia
Mercy Fourfold
Hissatsu: Kaiten
Elemental Breeches of Striking +2
The Unending Coil of Bahamut (Ultimate)
fourfold mercy is such a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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The thing that's really working for Yan is he's trying to use his skills to win a sporting contest when every other bout he's just tried to be a cruel dickhead trying to inflict as much pain as possible (complimentary)
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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this is a description of a guitar at a reputable store online. it's a guy telling chatGPT to pick whichever version of the description it thinks is best, and it just posting that
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the lich made of Marlboro red cigarette butts is back
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wish I had the level of undeserved self confidence this dude has
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Golden boy
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Things are happening
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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My man is letting a chiropractor fuck with his blood. www.redriverhealthandwellness.com/doctors/dr-j...
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.

You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...

They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.

Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Maternity ward nurse in Gotham:"Ever notice how almost every super villain's real name ends up being what their gimmick is?
Mike Rhea: what does this have to do with my daughter Daria?
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Hearing that @lukethomas.bsky.social was the only media member at the TKO Ali Act hearing is both hilarious and sad and not surprising but revealing all at the same time.

substack.com/@lukethomasn...
Reacting to Today’s TKO Ali Act Hearing
Thus far, TKO is running a legislative race unopposed.
substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Came home early and my dog is looking....
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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jfc well done here @theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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If your wage leads to a "tight" budget that still allows you to live in a "well-off Boston suburb" it is not poverty.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
imagining one of these guys standing outside a buca di beppo, cursing it for invading this country
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM