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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
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This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
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this is just being a SRE
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this is just being a SRE
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
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Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
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Statler: That decision wasn’t half bad!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Statler: That decision wasn’t half bad!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
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Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour
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QWOP’d his way into the endzone
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
QWOP’d his way into the endzone
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how your email finds me
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
how your email finds me
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
Trevor Lawrence is something else
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99 yd pick six for Devin Lloyd, this game has flip turned up side down
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
99 yd pick six for Devin Lloyd, this game has flip turned up side down
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Been a while since we’ve seen a Sanchez turnover like this
October 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Been a while since we’ve seen a Sanchez turnover like this
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BOSS
I’M IN SUPER DEBT
I’M IN SUPER DEBT
Hideo Kojima announced a Kojima Productions credit card with MUFG Bank!
He said when he started Kojima Productions no banks wanted to give him a loan but the President of MUFG bank was a big fan of Kojima and knew he could trust him from playing all the Metal Gear Solid games!
He said when he started Kojima Productions no banks wanted to give him a loan but the President of MUFG bank was a big fan of Kojima and knew he could trust him from playing all the Metal Gear Solid games!
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
BOSS
I’M IN SUPER DEBT
I’M IN SUPER DEBT
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fullcast in progress
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fullcast in progress
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This JJ McCarthy performance is the worst thing by a JJ since the Rise of Skywalker.
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This JJ McCarthy performance is the worst thing by a JJ since the Rise of Skywalker.
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Corso 40K Dreadnaught now
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Corso 40K Dreadnaught now
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They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
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"Elmo shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow"
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Elmo shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow"
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the jolt of lightning i felt realizing China has independently invented Louisiana from first principles
June 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the jolt of lightning i felt realizing China has independently invented Louisiana from first principles
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I understand all of this was inevitable, but it still feels like "Elon wants to impeach Trump, who is being advised to deport Elon" was spoken directly into existence by the most fanfic-minded resist libs
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I understand all of this was inevitable, but it still feels like "Elon wants to impeach Trump, who is being advised to deport Elon" was spoken directly into existence by the most fanfic-minded resist libs