Hoctor
@hoctor.bsky.social
Irish, Engineer. Married, dad of Ten and Seven, though those names change every year.
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A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”
February 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
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（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
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（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
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how did you hear about us?
How Did You Hear About Us?
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how did you hear about us?
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People ask me to draw their avatars.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
People ask me to draw their avatars.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
The Naked Goon
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Naked Goon
Top Goon
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Top Goon
Don't click on this link. It's obviously a phishing scam.
🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
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We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Don't click on this link. It's obviously a phishing scam.
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me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
December 12, 2023 at 3:14 PM
me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
youtube.com/watch?v=EiOi...
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
Nova Twins: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=EiOi...
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
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i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
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there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
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I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"