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Holly Culp
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Professional flake
In the past two and a half months, I've had to look up a synonym for 'despicable' no fewer than five times.
April 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Nothing -- NOTHING -- is more interesting so far, not the bats, not Devers, not anything else

than the White Sox rotation throwing 23 shutout innings to start the season
March 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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There is no “novel legal theory” about a third term, as some reporters are parroting. It’s not legal, and the idea of seizing permanent power isn’t a “theory,” it’s just what dictators do.
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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17 Teslas were destroyed in a fire at a showroom in Rome, Italy.

Is Donald Trump gonna call this “domestic terrorism” too?

🙄
March 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Phillies might be the first team to ever have a fridge in their dugout. Over/under 28.5 home games before someone smashes it.
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred.

As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.
March 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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On my morning walk a guy stopped at a traffic light would not stop cat calling me. “Hey little girl, hey baby girl…” I ignored him until the light changed, then glanced over only to have him say “rude bitch” as he drove away. Do better, you dumb fucks.
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Indeed
Men of America - we need tone doing MUCH better
March 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Still waiting for my 2002 Chevy Malibu to be considered cool again.
January 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Moscow Mule 7.8/10
Heartburn imminent.
January 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Nailed it
January 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Systematically going through every cocktail on this bar's menu.
Aperol Spritz 7/10
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
God I miss Jean Chrétien.
January 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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ME: and the hell, is it fresh?

2025: oh yes, the freshest
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Shocking
The future is calling.
Way to go Texas. This is your new legacy.
December 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I just have to put it out into the world, Much Dance 1997 is an absolute Rollercoaster.
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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if spouse not criminal why steal covers
December 11, 2024 at 8:10 AM
British Jeopardy is an hour long. It is SO polite.
December 12, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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simply
having
another glass of wine
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM