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Holograph who sparkles.
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Merry Christmas from Candy, who has decided the cat scratch toy works better as a cat bed!
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Merry Christmas from Candy, who has decided the cat scratch toy works better as a cat bed!
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December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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My work colleague asked me to text her when the Christmas meat hampers arrived at work. Turns out I took her number down wrong and I have sent a really ominous text to a stranger
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My work colleague asked me to text her when the Christmas meat hampers arrived at work. Turns out I took her number down wrong and I have sent a really ominous text to a stranger
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Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
This is an annual must-read. Hilarious. Hashtag relationship goals.
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is an annual must-read. Hilarious. Hashtag relationship goals.
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
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Look, if this is OK for an ACTUAL domestic goddess, then the rest of us can cut ourselves some slack. In Nigella we trust.
By this time tonight I was meant to have made my bread sauce, cranberry sauce and begun the gingerbread stuffing, and yet I find myself, tasks still undone, on my sofa, with drink and cake to hand, happily gazing at my Christmas-Grotto-garden. Rather thrilled with my new light-up deer, I must say.
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Look, if this is OK for an ACTUAL domestic goddess, then the rest of us can cut ourselves some slack. In Nigella we trust.
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By this time tonight I was meant to have made my bread sauce, cranberry sauce and begun the gingerbread stuffing, and yet I find myself, tasks still undone, on my sofa, with drink and cake to hand, happily gazing at my Christmas-Grotto-garden. Rather thrilled with my new light-up deer, I must say.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
By this time tonight I was meant to have made my bread sauce, cranberry sauce and begun the gingerbread stuffing, and yet I find myself, tasks still undone, on my sofa, with drink and cake to hand, happily gazing at my Christmas-Grotto-garden. Rather thrilled with my new light-up deer, I must say.
Pockets in all of the clothes.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
Misandry
Misandry
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
I really like women, but my cat allergy was absolutely devastating
I really like women, but my cat allergy was absolutely devastating
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Pockets in all of the clothes.
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
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"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness
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Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
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Mr Slips got his own tree this year:
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mr Slips got his own tree this year:
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Jeg ønsker alle venner og følgere på Bluesky en glædelig og fredelig jul trods alt mørket i verden.
Johs. 1,5
"Lyset skinner i mørket og mørket fik ikke bugt med det."
Johs. 1,5
"Lyset skinner i mørket og mørket fik ikke bugt med det."
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Jeg ønsker alle venner og følgere på Bluesky en glædelig og fredelig jul trods alt mørket i verden.
Johs. 1,5
"Lyset skinner i mørket og mørket fik ikke bugt med det."
Johs. 1,5
"Lyset skinner i mørket og mørket fik ikke bugt med det."
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Smol Paul wants a hug
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Smol Paul wants a hug
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OK, so I know it sounds odd to be suggesting a Summer Pudding in the middle of winter, but 1) it works brilliantly with frozen berries; 2) a bit of sharpness and zing can be just the ticket over Christmas; and 3) it’s just perfect for those in the Southern Hemisphere! www.nigella.com/recipes/summ...
Summer Pudding
It's true, I admit, that a dessert of compacted berries encased in bread is not an appealing proposition for those who haven't grown up on this seasonal treat, but all it takes is a mouthful to convin...
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
OK, so I know it sounds odd to be suggesting a Summer Pudding in the middle of winter, but 1) it works brilliantly with frozen berries; 2) a bit of sharpness and zing can be just the ticket over Christmas; and 3) it’s just perfect for those in the Southern Hemisphere! www.nigella.com/recipes/summ...
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Someone sent me old photos of me unmasked, saying they're grieving that version of me.
Umm, I'm very much alive & just paying attention to the evidence.
I am, however, grieving the version of them I thought had empathy
Umm, I'm very much alive & just paying attention to the evidence.
I am, however, grieving the version of them I thought had empathy
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Someone sent me old photos of me unmasked, saying they're grieving that version of me.
Umm, I'm very much alive & just paying attention to the evidence.
I am, however, grieving the version of them I thought had empathy
Umm, I'm very much alive & just paying attention to the evidence.
I am, however, grieving the version of them I thought had empathy
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This is my favourite thread on Bluesky. Uggi is hilarious.
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is my favourite thread on Bluesky. Uggi is hilarious.
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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Reminder: resolutions can be fun! You can resolve to try a new cheese every week, eat all the weird fruits you’ve been curious about at the grocery store, or commit to watching 12 different classic films.
Why make crappy resolutions when you can make happy ones
Why make crappy resolutions when you can make happy ones
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reminder: resolutions can be fun! You can resolve to try a new cheese every week, eat all the weird fruits you’ve been curious about at the grocery store, or commit to watching 12 different classic films.
Why make crappy resolutions when you can make happy ones
Why make crappy resolutions when you can make happy ones
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I have reached that point in the year, when my brain has checked out and no longer has the capability to remember what day of the week it is.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I have reached that point in the year, when my brain has checked out and no longer has the capability to remember what day of the week it is.
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Apparently, A LOT of ppl don't know this: 🫂 is a hug emoji. I've been running around virtually hugging you all, and this whole time, you thought I was weirdo with an obsession for cameras & statues & NOBODY was going to mention it until NOW? 😂
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Apparently, A LOT of ppl don't know this: 🫂 is a hug emoji. I've been running around virtually hugging you all, and this whole time, you thought I was weirdo with an obsession for cameras & statues & NOBODY was going to mention it until NOW? 😂
Grace Tame is my hero. Such a brave advocate. 💛
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Grace Tame is my hero. Such a brave advocate. 💛
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Friendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a lot of people are talking about biological sexes right now. Lots of folks make biological sex seem really simple. Well, since it’s so simple, let’s find the biological roots, shall we? Let’s talk about sex...[a thread]
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August 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Friendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a lot of people are talking about biological sexes right now. Lots of folks make biological sex seem really simple. Well, since it’s so simple, let’s find the biological roots, shall we? Let’s talk about sex...[a thread]
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