Ash
@horny-am-main.bsky.social
gay gay homosexual gay
she/her i guess
she/her i guess
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The way to understand this, I think, is that everybody knows that when Trump or Vance says "illegals" he's not talking about legal status, but about social desirability, and so people think that that distinction goes both ways.
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The way to understand this, I think, is that everybody knows that when Trump or Vance says "illegals" he's not talking about legal status, but about social desirability, and so people think that that distinction goes both ways.
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Stalter: too healthy!
Waldorf: He ho ho he!
Waldorf: He ho ho he!
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Stalter: too healthy!
Waldorf: He ho ho he!
Waldorf: He ho ho he!
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*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
thehardtimes.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Abigail Spanberger? do you mean Tom Clancy’s The Democrat
the Abigail Spanberger of games
February 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Abigail Spanberger? do you mean Tom Clancy’s The Democrat
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TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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when vyria looks at a man and says "that's a woman" it's not misgendering, it's just forcefemme babe ruth calling a home run in advance
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
when vyria looks at a man and says "that's a woman" it's not misgendering, it's just forcefemme babe ruth calling a home run in advance
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increasingly it seems that the most prescient spy movie of our time is burn after reading
The movie they make about Tulsi Gabbard's infiltration of US intelligence is going to simultaneously be a haunting look at the most damaging intelligence failure in US history and a hilarious romp about the stupidest fucking people alive
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
increasingly it seems that the most prescient spy movie of our time is burn after reading
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Son we live in a world with class structure, and that structure has to be guarded by men with slurs. Who's gonna do it? You, shitlib poster? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for minorities and curse the vanguard. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of no-
someone has to do labor to uphold the world you live in. that's going to involve things like clearly communicating that some things are bad and deserve scorn. it's cool if you feel uncomfortable doing that labor, but someone else is going to have to if you want your world to have norms.
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Son we live in a world with class structure, and that structure has to be guarded by men with slurs. Who's gonna do it? You, shitlib poster? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for minorities and curse the vanguard. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of no-
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Otoh at least we can expect the new Washington Post to have a very clear nipple policy
Hiring the guy who torched Tumblr as the Washington Post CEO is one of the more blatant examples of how failure is a feature of the role. Not only can C suite people fuck up on a massive scale with no consequences, there is strategic value in dropping a fuckup into a role like that
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Otoh at least we can expect the new Washington Post to have a very clear nipple policy
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I've been asked by well-meaning cis women and transmascs why anyone would actually want to be a woman when I could simply not experience misogyny and tbh, this is the best reply I've got.
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I've been asked by well-meaning cis women and transmascs why anyone would actually want to be a woman when I could simply not experience misogyny and tbh, this is the best reply I've got.
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yen press posted photos of their Yuri Cafe event today and seeing this juxtaposition made me break down cackling
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
yen press posted photos of their Yuri Cafe event today and seeing this juxtaposition made me break down cackling
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If I had a nickle for every Kiev-class aircraft carrier that ended up being converted into a Chinese theme park I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's pretty fucking weird that it happened twice, right?
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If I had a nickle for every Kiev-class aircraft carrier that ended up being converted into a Chinese theme park I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's pretty fucking weird that it happened twice, right?
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imo a core function of a post-DHS org for federal immigration, customs, and border stuff needs to be "clerks not cops"
yeah there is actually a mess of things you have to solve with like actual border control, customs, immigration services, and then a bunch of miscellaneous law enforcement and fusion functions... in theory this is an opportunity for some broader IC/FLE reorg but lol lmao at that
I think there is a pretty clear-cut argument that DHS as named has to go
But people are gonna need to quickly do some reckoning with the realities of what that will actually look like and what entities from DHS will still be around if you don't want "abolish ICE" to be the next "defund the police"
But people are gonna need to quickly do some reckoning with the realities of what that will actually look like and what entities from DHS will still be around if you don't want "abolish ICE" to be the next "defund the police"
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
imo a core function of a post-DHS org for federal immigration, customs, and border stuff needs to be "clerks not cops"
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imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life
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[smugly] I'll fill the ship again with ghost clones of all my dead coworkers. that'll fix it. another warfarin baaaaanger.
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
[smugly] I'll fill the ship again with ghost clones of all my dead coworkers. that'll fix it. another warfarin baaaaanger.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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John Roberts' only competition for 'worst Chief Justice in Supreme Court history is Roger Taney' and every time someone tries to paint him as a Reasonable Moderate I want to scream
Every time I re-read Trump v. United States, it feels like getting hit in the head with a mallet.
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
John Roberts' only competition for 'worst Chief Justice in Supreme Court history is Roger Taney' and every time someone tries to paint him as a Reasonable Moderate I want to scream