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God I'll ❤️ more or less anything I see. If you're not getting a ❤️ you're probably doing it wrong. Take a look in the mirror mate
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Beavers are back in London 🦫

Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Happy birthday to the COAT
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Bluesky is a cautionary tale of what happens when you don’t develop and internal sense of self worth and appropriate coping strategies for being disliked when you enter your thirties
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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New RHLSTPs start again on Wednesday! But also this week we're releasing some Best of episodes from 2025! Share them with friends or keep them greedily to yourself like an audio Scrooge! shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
Best of RHLSTP 2025 - Part 1 | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
shows.acast.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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it's all going to happen, i can feel it
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He's just so damn good at this
EXTRA TOUR DATES ALERT!

We’ve added a bunch of extra shows including another London one if you couldn’t get tickets for Soho this week. See you there!
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:

I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?

Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.

I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This comes round every year. It's not actually Amazon's doing, it's a public domain repackager. And the reason they do this is because the film is public domain... except for Pottersville. So they cut that bit out so they can sell it legally.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Have yourself a great big slice of Jazzpunk this Christmas. One of the funniest games ever
Surprise Announcement!

𝕁𝔸ℤℤℙ𝕌ℕ𝕂 is now available and live on the itch. io store!

We get a much bigger cut of this game from itch than we do from Steam, so if you're going to grab it, its more beneficial to us to do it from there :sparkles: :sparkles:

necrophone.itch.io/jazzpunk
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut by Necrophone
A comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World
necrophone.itch.io
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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🎄 Sales of “Any Old Shit” Explode This Christmas.

👇🏻 Watch and share.

youtu.be/VwmUyFZ3ZF4
Sales of “Any Old S**t” Jump This Christmas - Larry & Paul
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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In the 80s scanning under hedges for porn mags was known as privet browsing mode.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech.

Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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you all should buy this bundle to play my game Adios
The Boba Teashop (Steam) w/ 12 more games is $13 on Humble Indie Fears Bundle buff.ly/yjqLqsm #ad
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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FYI: The BBC has revealed the charities #TheCelebrityTraitors were all competing for, with links so that you can donate.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The name on the plinth is Ozymandias
Christopher Robin despaired with Alice
Two trunkless legs are all that stand
Except for a face and lots of sand
Says Alice
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM