Spencer
hungrydwarf.bsky.social
Spencer
@hungrydwarf.bsky.social
I don't know who the asshole is that refuses to play with my cats 24/7. But they've been telling me all about you. And when I finally discover who you are... I will make you pay.
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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my wife freezes food as an intermediary step before we throw it away two years later
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Travel tip: It's important to get to the airport early because your body needs at least an hour of sitting and scrolling tiktok to prepare for the hours you'll spend on the plane sitting and not being able to scroll tiktok.
January 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
January 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
1. @hankgreen.bsky.social On your video comparing cannabis to gambling you mentioned seeing next day effects from edibles, and I don't doubt you. But the I found a meta analysis on it that indicates that suggests that this effect is not present for many users. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
The “Next Day” Effects of Cannabis Use: A Systematic Review
Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main intoxicating component of cannabis, can cause cognitive and psychomotor impairment. Whether this impairment is still present many hours or even days after THC u...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
January 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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just got into the best, most exclusive bar in Atlanta. They have a menu of two drinks, a martini with a lemon twist and bourbon poured over an ice cube made of ginger jalapeño simple syrup. The best part? If you can get in, all the drinks are free. it's called 'my dad's house'
December 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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All these arguments over criticism and art could be easily solved by implementing a strict ruleset and transparent scoring system
December 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home
December 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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I don't have an advent calendar

so Im just opening cupboard doors

and eating whatever's in there
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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Missed connection: I was in line behind you at the self checkout. You scanned everything as pine nuts by weight, which tripled your price. When the cashier tried to help you called him a Fed. The way you mishandle social situations leads me to believe you’d make Thanksgiving exciting. Hit me up.
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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once again i've selected the demonically possessed shopping cart and will be forced to acquire groceries while battling an ancient evil
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM