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Sweet Beezus
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Books are my happy place, but here is pretty good too.
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Alright, Bluesky, is this an Alf Hog on my bookshelf? With boots on and it's looking at me?! 🤭
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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100%, you can’t just be raw-dogging consciousness without a fictional world to buffer you
December 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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the way the robot also doubles in pain up to mock him is... *chefs kiss*
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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All I want for Christmas is a Pay-PerView special of Jake Paul vs. Andrew Tate.

A few stipulations:
1) must occur on or before Christmas (I love them just the way they are)
2) neither combatant shall be informed of the secret 3rd participant: an 800 lb silverback gorilla
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Food prices are skyrocketing, so President Snow is launching the Hunger Games!
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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they're coming to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, you have no juice, you have the least juice we've ever seen
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.

ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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We can add “properly sized shoes” to the growing list of means of transportation that the Secretary of Transportation is scared of
when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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How much to delete the whole account, Jerry?
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Some people are very good at writing sex and some people are good at believing that they are good at writing sex, the first is a tremendously impressive skill and the second is what makes for deeply uncomfortable author presentations at science fiction conventions
There's nothing wrong with literary porn, but some of the crap those guys wrote was "Have you actuallly ever HAD sex?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth complains that he is seeing double the appropriate number of medals on Mark Kelly’s uniform.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM