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Jeff Hutchins
@hutchybear.bsky.social
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Recovering video game developer 🎃 Seattle
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hutchybear.bsky.social
Guess how I just found this post!
carolconnolly.bsky.social CarolC @carolconnolly.bsky.social · Mar 30
*watches 15min of the Jack Reacher TV show*

*hits pause, opens BlueSky, and types "Reacher autistic" into the search bar*

Hmmm. That sure is a lot of people wondering the same thing.
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Why do they keep naming tech companies after stuff that Gandalf wants to destroy?
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Endtroducing
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Unblocking everyone as Christmas dispensation
Opening the door to Blighttown in Dark Souls
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
that is a stick, you are supposed to hold it
September 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
tfw you open your dashboard for the first time after the producers reorganized everything again
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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emilystjams.bsky.social
Sinners (Coogler, 2025):
A shot from The Simpsons episode "The Day the Violence Died." Itchy the mouse encounters an Irish stereotype in a black-and-white New York landscape. "Look out Itchy, he's Irish!" Milhouse says.
May 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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ceejoyner.bsky.social
Socrates: wonder is the beginning of wisdom..
Me: yeah, why don't you socra tes nuts
Aristophanes: (angrily) open your mind before your mouth
Me: how about you aristoph an es nuts
April 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Sinners AND Conclave AND Skeletá in one week. My little heart is gonna explode.
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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frailoldwoman.bsky.social
Is that David Lynch
rvmrn69.bsky.social Richard @rvmrn69.bsky.social · Apr 23
Good morning everyone
April 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
This game kicks ass btw
April 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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andrewpfister.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
River City Girls is currently free on the Epic Game Store!
River City Girls is currently free that's good it is only free on the epic game store
April 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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hadas.bsky.social
leaving a 2-hour work meeting to which i contributed nothing
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
I have decided that Monster Hunter should have airplanes, but they should be like this and made out of monster parts.
Old-ass bi-plane
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
I miss my friend @tane.us !
Brian gave me a kilogram of pancake mix with a Trobbler drawn on it. The Trobbler is saying "Jeff" in cursive. I do not know why.
March 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
When societal norms take a singular form, that's a more
March 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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dphrygian.com
I've been talking openly about it for almost two years, but it's a bit more real now...

Eldritch 2 is coming! Please wishlist it on Steam, and share this post.

store.steampowered.com/app/2279280/...
Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player faces a fishperson in a dungeon. Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player faces a cultist leader in a dungeon. Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player attacks a fishperson outside a dungeon. Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player sneaks near a cultist in a dungeon.
March 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Oh so now you're saying it's illegal for the boys to have a group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
hutchybear.bsky.social
Sounds like NY have fixed all their actual problems and are moving on to other things
rebeccaclewis.bsky.social Rebecca C. Lewis @rebeccaclewis.bsky.social · Mar 20
According to Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie, Gov. Hochul has four main priorities she's pushing for in budget talks:
- Mask ban
- Discovery reform changes
- Involuntary commitment
- Bell to bell cellphone ban in schools
March 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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yuzupool.bsky.social
shit lately feels like a constant internal weighing of the scales between "i wouldnt wish harm on anyone" and "the only reasonable outcome is for this person to be eaten by large ants"
March 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hutchybear.bsky.social
How does he get his face to do this?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Mar 11
"I don't even drink, officer" (Getty)
March 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
beyond the delights of violence

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: This is identified as FOLIAXOR: BEYOND THE DELIGHTS OF VIOLENCE and that it is "Emulated by Tom McHenry" implying that we're seeing a classic video game. Sure enough, there's a drawing of a turtle man with a machine gun blowing up an enemy and jumping onto a platform. Perhaps the turtle man is named "Foliaxor," perhaps that is the name of the planet or realm. TURTLE MAN: "The unspoken dream of keep doing what you love and the money will come." PANEL 2: The turtle man's gun switches to "Tri-Shot" mode where it shoots in three directions at once. The turtle man shoots more enemies. TURTLE MAN: "And the money never comes so the love-doing is resented, or the love changes and the money stops coming." PANEL 3: There is a level-up screen where the player can select their next bonus. The options include: Hunter's Perception - More gems per combo kill; Countenance of Fear - Enemy attack speed down 10%; Adagio for Plasma - Damage counter up 5% Fire; and Unlock with Paid Version. TURTLE MAN: "Two paths to being joyless and broke." PANEL 4: The turtle man is crouched behind a crate throwing a grenade at a turtleman riding a motorcyle with mounted machine gun. TURTLE MAN: "The ego is a toy for pursuing external validation. This game is a toy for pursuing gems." PANEL 5: The turtle man jumps up on the crate and machine guns the grenade-damaged motorcycle turtle. TURTLE MAN: "Pursuing acceptance is like sprinting to give yourself the chance to stand still."
March 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM