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hylianhimbo
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collaborative storyteller and artist // acab // minors dni

Aquarius sun, Petty moon
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Legal falsity aside, I think “our masked, anonymous paramilitary thugs have an absolute right to kill you and your job is simply to trust that they won’t” isn’t so much a defense as a confession
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I wonder if anyone will revisit their charitable interpretations of Elon’s definitely-not-a-Nazi-salute
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Lebanne💚
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"

I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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べ!
September 29, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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30th
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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A bit on the nose
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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seiko
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...

EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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just saw a video of mickey mouse sucking donald ducks huge cock while pluto fucks him in the ass, does anyone know if this is real
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can we get scaring the hoes but with Zack Fox and Vince Staples?
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🧏‍♀️🏃‍♀️👈
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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stop trying to figure out if there's a good version of the warner bros sale there just isn't. it's a bummer with basically no upside and all options were bad.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."

youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.

It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Kisses are for closers
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My beautiful intelligent kind wife wanted us to get eye exams this weekend and I’ve acquiesced although what would REALLY fix my eyes is 48 hours of sleep
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM