Bren-dangit
@hypercalcium.bsky.social
Golang dev
Sometimes wrestler
Potential robot builder
Whenever I think, it is too hard
He/Him
Sometimes wrestler
Potential robot builder
Whenever I think, it is too hard
He/Him
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Yesterday I went looking for some Christmas-themed game-related patent art. The patent database fates decided that no, I would only find this instead.
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December 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday I went looking for some Christmas-themed game-related patent art. The patent database fates decided that no, I would only find this instead.
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
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Any artists out there got an available (non AI) picture of what could be a bioengineered seal/aquatic human?
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Any artists out there got an available (non AI) picture of what could be a bioengineered seal/aquatic human?
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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If I were a billionaire none of you would ever see me tweet again because everyone I love would be living safe and happy in my luxury island compound with free healthcare and food which is why I know I’d make a better billionaire than mark cuban
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If I were a billionaire none of you would ever see me tweet again because everyone I love would be living safe and happy in my luxury island compound with free healthcare and food which is why I know I’d make a better billionaire than mark cuban
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Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
The only way to fix healthcare is for @mcuban.bsky.social to give Rory 1.03 million dollars
@mcuban.bsky.social give me a million dollars
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The only way to fix healthcare is for @mcuban.bsky.social to give Rory 1.03 million dollars
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@mcuban.bsky.social give me a million dollars
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social give me a million dollars
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MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
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That’s adorable
This is my dad’s Christmas tree.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
That’s adorable
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
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Mark Cuban because you have spent Christmas Eve arguing about how universal healthcare is too complicated you will be visited by the specters of modes of production past present and future. Buckle up!
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mark Cuban because you have spent Christmas Eve arguing about how universal healthcare is too complicated you will be visited by the specters of modes of production past present and future. Buckle up!
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
As a pro wrestler I must argue that this is mostly true? But my promotion is putting on battles for other gay theater nerds
Once again reminding everyone that pro wrestling is just a bunch of gay theater nerds putting on a gymnastics battle for rednecks
I dove into a Wonka Acid Tunnel of 90s wrastlin’ camp w/ @comfortingmoo.online on this week’s @mnffpod.bsky.social.
We went off the ropes discussing the performance art, gender, politics, & sexual pathology of 90s wrestling as a pulp genre.
How clocky does my voice sound? 🧐
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We went off the ropes discussing the performance art, gender, politics, & sexual pathology of 90s wrestling as a pulp genre.
How clocky does my voice sound? 🧐
linktr.ee/mnffpod
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
As a pro wrestler I must argue that this is mostly true? But my promotion is putting on battles for other gay theater nerds
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December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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OH JUST NOW??? YOU JUST FOUND THEM RIGHT NOW????
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
OH JUST NOW??? YOU JUST FOUND THEM RIGHT NOW????
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I was just informed someone hit me with the 67 with this
I'm so fucking mad
I'm so fucking mad
Rockstar just released the Official file size for GTA6
...It's 676.7 GB 💀
...It's 676.7 GB 💀
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was just informed someone hit me with the 67 with this
I'm so fucking mad
I'm so fucking mad
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If you don't see why Clair Obscur's use of AI might be a problem I want you to swap out "AI" with "unpaid laborers."
If you heard that they'd briefly used unpaid laborers to see if it helped their process but then decided it didn't and accidentally left one asset in, would it matter? I think so.
If you heard that they'd briefly used unpaid laborers to see if it helped their process but then decided it didn't and accidentally left one asset in, would it matter? I think so.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you don't see why Clair Obscur's use of AI might be a problem I want you to swap out "AI" with "unpaid laborers."
If you heard that they'd briefly used unpaid laborers to see if it helped their process but then decided it didn't and accidentally left one asset in, would it matter? I think so.
If you heard that they'd briefly used unpaid laborers to see if it helped their process but then decided it didn't and accidentally left one asset in, would it matter? I think so.