Bren-dangit
@hypercalcium.bsky.social
Golang dev
Sometimes wrestler
Potential robot builder
Whenever I think, it is too hard
He/Him
Sometimes wrestler
Potential robot builder
Whenever I think, it is too hard
He/Him
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the median 2025 AI sales pitch
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the median 2025 AI sales pitch
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Over the last 20 years, from taking people’s aux cords in cars, to fiddling with jukeboxes to adding Enya songs to my instagram stories ironically, I think I have brainwashed myself into sincerely liking Enya. This is so fucked up.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Over the last 20 years, from taking people’s aux cords in cars, to fiddling with jukeboxes to adding Enya songs to my instagram stories ironically, I think I have brainwashed myself into sincerely liking Enya. This is so fucked up.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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counter take: we will deeply regret not having put down another 4-5x solar plants this decade
hot take: in 10-20 years, large solar fields on Earth’s surface will be seen as environmental poison, cutting down forests in exchange for a less efficient energy source
maybe longer, we’d also have to figure out more ways to consume power far from Earth while still benefiting from it here
maybe longer, we’d also have to figure out more ways to consume power far from Earth while still benefiting from it here
Google plans on launching TPU racks into space in 2027
Google will start launching “tiny racks of machines” in satellites in 2027, with a ~10-year outlook where space data centers become “normal,” framed around energy constraints and solar power.
qz.com/google-moon-...
Google will start launching “tiny racks of machines” in satellites in 2027, with a ~10-year outlook where space data centers become “normal,” framed around energy constraints and solar power.
qz.com/google-moon-...
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
counter take: we will deeply regret not having put down another 4-5x solar plants this decade
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Make a Bond movie casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
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Time for my favorite Christmas Tradition: Giving Robert fentanyl
now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Time for my favorite Christmas Tradition: Giving Robert fentanyl
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no. furthermore, fuck no.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
no. furthermore, fuck no.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
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The traditions of Drone Crashmas live on
My 16 year old nephew got a drone for Christmas and brought it to my parents’ house to fly around. After lunch he went outside and got it flying. It went to the northeast. It kept going. He didn’t know how to make it come back. We think it dropped somewhere in the pasture. 🤷♀️
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The traditions of Drone Crashmas live on
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if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
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make a bond movie casual
A Man With a Regular Gun
A Man With a Regular Gun
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
make a bond movie casual
A Man With a Regular Gun
A Man With a Regular Gun
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Movie too few people have seen? Tokyo Godfathers.
Classic that isn't watched as much anymore? The Lion in Winter.
Newest movie that deserves more eyeballs? The Apology.
Movie everybody's seen but people are too negative about? It's A Wonderful Life.
Classic that isn't watched as much anymore? The Lion in Winter.
Newest movie that deserves more eyeballs? The Apology.
Movie everybody's seen but people are too negative about? It's A Wonderful Life.
What's the most tragically underrated Christmas movie of all time?
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Movie too few people have seen? Tokyo Godfathers.
Classic that isn't watched as much anymore? The Lion in Winter.
Newest movie that deserves more eyeballs? The Apology.
Movie everybody's seen but people are too negative about? It's A Wonderful Life.
Classic that isn't watched as much anymore? The Lion in Winter.
Newest movie that deserves more eyeballs? The Apology.
Movie everybody's seen but people are too negative about? It's A Wonderful Life.
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
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It is ALWAYS a mechanical turk, it is ALWAYS human beings being pressured to do more work for less wages. Every single goddamn time.
MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It is ALWAYS a mechanical turk, it is ALWAYS human beings being pressured to do more work for less wages. Every single goddamn time.
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Yesterday I went looking for some Christmas-themed game-related patent art. The patent database fates decided that no, I would only find this instead.
www.tumblr.com/contextfreep...
www.tumblr.com/contextfreep...
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday I went looking for some Christmas-themed game-related patent art. The patent database fates decided that no, I would only find this instead.
www.tumblr.com/contextfreep...
www.tumblr.com/contextfreep...
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
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Any artists out there got an available (non AI) picture of what could be a bioengineered seal/aquatic human?
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Any artists out there got an available (non AI) picture of what could be a bioengineered seal/aquatic human?
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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If I were a billionaire none of you would ever see me tweet again because everyone I love would be living safe and happy in my luxury island compound with free healthcare and food which is why I know I’d make a better billionaire than mark cuban
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If I were a billionaire none of you would ever see me tweet again because everyone I love would be living safe and happy in my luxury island compound with free healthcare and food which is why I know I’d make a better billionaire than mark cuban
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Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”