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We should refer to him that way in every instance. Do not use the term “president.” Use the term “dictator”:

U.S. Dictator Donald Trump today announced ….
Also, this is not administration. It is a regime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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This Administration can’t even run our own country, how do they expect to run Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Right up until the minute Trump’s business ventures like Trump Shuttle, Trump Atlantic City casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump University, etc, etc, went bankrupt, Trump was claiming they were a huge success with big things right around the corner. Just like now with the economy.
September 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous.… When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever screams at us the loudest.” -Sen Mon Mothma (Star Wars)
May 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Quitting twitter for bluesky
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Then assface put tariffs on the Vatican. 35% more for a Hail Mary. 50% for a blessing. No crucifixes made in China. Wafers up 150% and the wine can't be imported. Eggs are too expensive so for Easter the white house hid pardons around the lawn.
April 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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On this Good Friday it’s important to remember, if Jesus was alive today, he’d be in custody in El Salvador.
April 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Starting to think that the SC ruling "Mango mobster can do whatever he likes, no matter how criminal or deplorable, he can have someone murdered or assassinated at his whim, he can steal from the Treasury, pillage the country, he is above every law of the USA"....might have been bad. Just saying.
April 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Who would have ever guessed that the man who insisted on innocence while spending tens of millions to avoid proving it in court would declare people guilty while spending tens of millions to avoid proving it in court.
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If the government won't fund my plan to populate Mars with my legion of illegitimate children, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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This was so comforting! Whew!
April 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Has anyone considered giving Trump a bunch of money to be a Democrat?
April 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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all that money was woke, you see
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The ewok one, then a major dip;
A baffling plot involving Amidala
March 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Literary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflict
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March 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If America does good, "good job America." If America does bad, "bad job America." Not that fucking hard. Nationalism is adolescent bullshit.
March 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Citizens of foreign countries seem to have a much better grasp on how exactly to wield economic pressure via boycotts than we do here in the US and that sure is something.
March 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM