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Enter the Dragon (1973)
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Enter the Dragon (1973)
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Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛
February 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛
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Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face
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I WILL NOT BE SHAMED INTO AGREEING THAT THREE FROZEN WAFFLES IS THREE SERVINGS. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I WILL NOT BE SHAMED INTO AGREEING THAT THREE FROZEN WAFFLES IS THREE SERVINGS. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
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this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
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Bluesky is a good social network because the highest level of celebrity interaction you get on it is “guy I recognize from Jeopardy”
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bluesky is a good social network because the highest level of celebrity interaction you get on it is “guy I recognize from Jeopardy”
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Woodpeckers only peck wood because it's in their name, but they secretly wish to peck other things.
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Woodpeckers only peck wood because it's in their name, but they secretly wish to peck other things.
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If you climb any church tower you should get to fight a bad guy at the top of it
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you climb any church tower you should get to fight a bad guy at the top of it
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Everyone who judges my minotaur transformation should be forced to walk a mile in my hooves
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everyone who judges my minotaur transformation should be forced to walk a mile in my hooves
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That expression...he must know he looks super cute in a hat, right? 😍🎩
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That expression...he must know he looks super cute in a hat, right? 😍🎩
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
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I like how Scrooge wipes the snow off of his gravestone, gets to about two thirds of his name revealed, and after a moment's hesitation he decides he has to clear the whole thing, because I guess he has to make sure it didn't say EBENEEZLE SCRONK.
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I like how Scrooge wipes the snow off of his gravestone, gets to about two thirds of his name revealed, and after a moment's hesitation he decides he has to clear the whole thing, because I guess he has to make sure it didn't say EBENEEZLE SCRONK.
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The Three Musketeers is such a funny title because it's now an old-timey term that's fun to say and they named a candy after them, but the title is literally just "The Gun Guys."
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The Three Musketeers is such a funny title because it's now an old-timey term that's fun to say and they named a candy after them, but the title is literally just "The Gun Guys."
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me watching chocolate chip cookies in the oven
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
me watching chocolate chip cookies in the oven
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inventor of the clock: the first hand is the hour hand
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
December 27, 2023 at 7:48 PM
inventor of the clock: the first hand is the hour hand
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
boss: okay
inventor: the second hand is the minute hand
boss: got it
inventor: the third hand is the second hand
boss: wait what
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I was taught that a Chekhov's Gun is something that's mentioned at the start of a story to foreshadow something happening later on.
But in 'Santa Baby', they mention a Chekov My Christmas List, and then it doesn't get mentioned again? Is Eartha Kitt just bad at storytelling?
But in 'Santa Baby', they mention a Chekov My Christmas List, and then it doesn't get mentioned again? Is Eartha Kitt just bad at storytelling?
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was taught that a Chekhov's Gun is something that's mentioned at the start of a story to foreshadow something happening later on.
But in 'Santa Baby', they mention a Chekov My Christmas List, and then it doesn't get mentioned again? Is Eartha Kitt just bad at storytelling?
But in 'Santa Baby', they mention a Chekov My Christmas List, and then it doesn't get mentioned again? Is Eartha Kitt just bad at storytelling?
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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i feel like every video game company executive sees another company getting cooked for admitting to using AI and for some reason thinks it will be different this time if they step up and say "i also use AI for for my widely beloved franchise" and then the cycle repeats
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i feel like every video game company executive sees another company getting cooked for admitting to using AI and for some reason thinks it will be different this time if they step up and say "i also use AI for for my widely beloved franchise" and then the cycle repeats
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Got a great deal on some cheap ram for my computer
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Got a great deal on some cheap ram for my computer
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"Ah ha ha! What the - !?" - me every single year when the VLC icon gets a santa hat for a few days
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
"Ah ha ha! What the - !?" - me every single year when the VLC icon gets a santa hat for a few days
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what