Ian Lynam he/him
@ianlynamcomedian.bsky.social
Queer Irish neurodivergent comedian and advocate. Writer of Autistic License and Changeling.
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is Andrew Tate not like famously an accused sex trafficker and rapist
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
is Andrew Tate not like famously an accused sex trafficker and rapist
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Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
January 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
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There are now six whole episodes of Long Distance, Bit Weird, the podcast hosted by a couple from opposite sides of the ocean. Episodes on Noel's House Party, Watership Down, football culture, Canadian divas and the history of UK Xmas #1s.
Listen with your ears!
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Listen with your ears!
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Long Distance, Bit Weird
Comedy Interviews Podcast · Updated weekly · Comedians and long-distance lovers Sooz Kempner (Doctor Who’s Doom’s Day, Dinner With the Parents) and Michael Balazo (Schitt’s Creek, Evil Men) live on di...
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January 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
There are now six whole episodes of Long Distance, Bit Weird, the podcast hosted by a couple from opposite sides of the ocean. Episodes on Noel's House Party, Watership Down, football culture, Canadian divas and the history of UK Xmas #1s.
Listen with your ears!
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Listen with your ears!
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...
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Absolutely insane messaging to write this long detailed account of all the violent horrors being inflicted on your voters and capping it off with "pls don't do anything about it"
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Absolutely insane messaging to write this long detailed account of all the violent horrors being inflicted on your voters and capping it off with "pls don't do anything about it"
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the funny thing about these lectures, which i would love to give this person a bullhorn to yell in minneapolis right now, is that a harris administration would have kept increasing funding for ICE despite the certainty a right wing president was eventually going to inherit it. we tied our own noose
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
the funny thing about these lectures, which i would love to give this person a bullhorn to yell in minneapolis right now, is that a harris administration would have kept increasing funding for ICE despite the certainty a right wing president was eventually going to inherit it. we tied our own noose
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal watching any film: getting real Teletubbies vibes off of this
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal watching any film: getting real Teletubbies vibes off of this
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NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.
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You’d have to pull off one of my limbs and threaten to beat me to death with it before I posed for this x
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
You’d have to pull off one of my limbs and threaten to beat me to death with it before I posed for this x
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This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
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The Nazis being sent to take Stalingrad without appropriate winter coats but it's ICE being sent to Minnesota without appropriate ability to stay upright on the slippy ground for more than 15 seconds at a time.
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Nazis being sent to take Stalingrad without appropriate winter coats but it's ICE being sent to Minnesota without appropriate ability to stay upright on the slippy ground for more than 15 seconds at a time.
Comedians are like modern day philosophers in the sense that the most famous ones are dead/should probably be in jail
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Comedians are like modern day philosophers in the sense that the most famous ones are dead/should probably be in jail
'It is I, master of the automaton, Dr. Ivo Robotbik.'
*Ellis Island official without looking up*
'Yeah yeah mustache, you're Dr. Eggman now'
*Ellis Island official without looking up*
'Yeah yeah mustache, you're Dr. Eggman now'
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 AM
'It is I, master of the automaton, Dr. Ivo Robotbik.'
*Ellis Island official without looking up*
'Yeah yeah mustache, you're Dr. Eggman now'
*Ellis Island official without looking up*
'Yeah yeah mustache, you're Dr. Eggman now'
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The hunger strikers have ended their 73-day strike after forcing the cancellation of Elbit’s £2 billion contract. This is a people-powered victory—but it comes at a horrific, lifelong cost.
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The hunger strikers have ended their 73-day strike after forcing the cancellation of Elbit’s £2 billion contract. This is a people-powered victory—but it comes at a horrific, lifelong cost.
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Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
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Actually I'm not even sure it will make the images invisible in the UK. AIUI the geoblock only applies to image creation, not to viewing images created elsewhere.
BBC report at a headline level that Grok will now not make sexually exploitative images any more. An actual reporter comes on and explains that it will do no such thing, and will just make the images invisible in the UK. These are two very, very different things.
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Actually I'm not even sure it will make the images invisible in the UK. AIUI the geoblock only applies to image creation, not to viewing images created elsewhere.
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This was undeniably the most fun I have ever had recording anything. I’ve been dying to join Autistic Women Oversharing since the very first episode and the experience did not disappoint.
A treat for your commute! Autistic Women Oversharing is BACK and we’re reading out highlights from our school reports for your entertainment with the hilarious @laurarichmond.bsky.social ! How did nobody notice???
S02 E01 - School Reports, ft. Laura Richmond
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 15/01/2026 · 1h 10m
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January 15, 2026 at 8:19 AM
This was undeniably the most fun I have ever had recording anything. I’ve been dying to join Autistic Women Oversharing since the very first episode and the experience did not disappoint.
When Cain killed his brother in the Old Testament that was low-key albeist
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 AM
When Cain killed his brother in the Old Testament that was low-key albeist
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Just upset some people in a centrist Facebook group who were joshing about Reform and the Tories using a Tony Benn quote and I said "unfortunately if Tony Benn was in Labour today Starmer would have expelled him" and they're attacking me with a gusto usually reserved for paedophiles and murderers.
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Just upset some people in a centrist Facebook group who were joshing about Reform and the Tories using a Tony Benn quote and I said "unfortunately if Tony Benn was in Labour today Starmer would have expelled him" and they're attacking me with a gusto usually reserved for paedophiles and murderers.
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“If we push back, he’ll use it as an excuse to introduce Martial Law”
If you push back, he’s going to introduce Martial Law.
If you DON’T push back, HE’S GOING TO INTRODUCE MARTIAL LAW.
If you push back, he’s going to introduce Martial Law.
If you DON’T push back, HE’S GOING TO INTRODUCE MARTIAL LAW.
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“If we push back, he’ll use it as an excuse to introduce Martial Law”
If you push back, he’s going to introduce Martial Law.
If you DON’T push back, HE’S GOING TO INTRODUCE MARTIAL LAW.
If you push back, he’s going to introduce Martial Law.
If you DON’T push back, HE’S GOING TO INTRODUCE MARTIAL LAW.
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Debating "civil rights were bad for white people" feels like climbing into a bath full of diarrhoea. I can't even contemplate composing a substack pointing out the spuriousness of this. That's the point, of course. Their audacity is designed to grind us down. Can't lie. It's working on me
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Debating "civil rights were bad for white people" feels like climbing into a bath full of diarrhoea. I can't even contemplate composing a substack pointing out the spuriousness of this. That's the point, of course. Their audacity is designed to grind us down. Can't lie. It's working on me
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i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
Was really difficult trying to argue my dad shouldn't drive due to his dementia when the leader of the free world does shit like this daily
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Was really difficult trying to argue my dad shouldn't drive due to his dementia when the leader of the free world does shit like this daily
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Walk towards the light!!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Walk towards the light!!!