Ian R
@ianrothman.bsky.social
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Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
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ME: How's it look?
MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION'S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You've been filling this thing up with despair when it's supposed to run on joy.
MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION'S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You've been filling this thing up with despair when it's supposed to run on joy.
September 30, 2023 at 6:09 PM
ME: How's it look?
MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION'S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You've been filling this thing up with despair when it's supposed to run on joy.
MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION'S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You've been filling this thing up with despair when it's supposed to run on joy.
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Occupant was my father's name. Call me Current Resident.
January 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Occupant was my father's name. Call me Current Resident.
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Long story short, the publisher rejected my idea of a pop-up book about Viagra.
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Long story short, the publisher rejected my idea of a pop-up book about Viagra.
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If the St. Louis Cardinals are your number one favorite team, then you should check out the St. Louis Ordinals; they’ll be your first favorite team.
July 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If the St. Louis Cardinals are your number one favorite team, then you should check out the St. Louis Ordinals; they’ll be your first favorite team.
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This is exactly what the internet is for.
July 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is exactly what the internet is for.
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
Ida was born on Jun 15 1923 to two Jewish immigrants named Harry and Dora. They lived a few blocks away from the Bronx Zoo. Ida had a brother named Lenny. Ida's uncle Simon also lived with them. Harry was a presser at a coat factory, while Simon operated machines at a furrier. #immigrationstory 🧵
June 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ida was born on Jun 15 1923 to two Jewish immigrants named Harry and Dora. They lived a few blocks away from the Bronx Zoo. Ida had a brother named Lenny. Ida's uncle Simon also lived with them. Harry was a presser at a coat factory, while Simon operated machines at a furrier. #immigrationstory 🧵
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it's propagander
I feel like this was written by a Goose - in an effort to eventually take over the world.
March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it's propagander
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Supreme Court Hears Birthright Citizenship Case
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May 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nathan was the youngest child born to Sam and Annie on May 13 1923. He had an older brother, Harry, and two sisters, Mary and Lena. The family lived in the South Bronx. Growing up, Nathan was very close to his older brother Harry. Harry liked to call his little brother Natey. 🧵
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nathan was the youngest child born to Sam and Annie on May 13 1923. He had an older brother, Harry, and two sisters, Mary and Lena. The family lived in the South Bronx. Growing up, Nathan was very close to his older brother Harry. Harry liked to call his little brother Natey. 🧵
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Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. " -- W.C. Fields
March 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. " -- W.C. Fields
My grandfather's story. #holocaustsurvivor
My grandfather Itzik Aren was born in Łomża, Poland, on Mar 1 1914 ...or maybe he wasn't. 🧵
March 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My grandfather's story. #holocaustsurvivor
My grandfather Itzik Aren was born in Łomża, Poland, on Mar 1 1914 ...or maybe he wasn't. 🧵
March 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My grandfather Itzik Aren was born in Łomża, Poland, on Mar 1 1914 ...or maybe he wasn't. 🧵
So proud of Kimberly Shires for releasing another song! "High (Functioning)" is a beautiful song about a conversation she had with a long-time friend. She wrote and sang it, and she produced it together with another friend. Listen to it wherever you stream music.
open.spotify.com/track/5wQPCS...
open.spotify.com/track/5wQPCS...
![Close up photo of a woman on right side of photo, looking to her right. There are blue and white decorations out of focus in the foreground. high [functioning] is written in script on the top, and Kimberly Shires is written in small capital letters on the bottom.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xj63tpbvfitwxtbupyuafzgs/bafkreiebk53jz336xbzc32abt7wpgzvpsqkrytm5pb32rmjghkako7g2y4@jpeg)
February 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So proud of Kimberly Shires for releasing another song! "High (Functioning)" is a beautiful song about a conversation she had with a long-time friend. She wrote and sang it, and she produced it together with another friend. Listen to it wherever you stream music.
open.spotify.com/track/5wQPCS...
open.spotify.com/track/5wQPCS...
Didn't think a Buddy Holly tribute band would bring this crowd...!
February 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Didn't think a Buddy Holly tribute band would bring this crowd...!
So proud of Kimberly for releasing a new song today! It's a cover of Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars. Kimberly sang and played the synths and her friend played the guitars and programmed the drums. They produced it together. You can listen to it wherever you stream music. open.spotify.com/track/1iOUyL...
Chasing Cars
Kimberly Shires, Hear Me Roar Studio · Chasing Cars · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So proud of Kimberly for releasing a new song today! It's a cover of Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars. Kimberly sang and played the synths and her friend played the guitars and programmed the drums. They produced it together. You can listen to it wherever you stream music. open.spotify.com/track/1iOUyL...
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"what happens after we die?"
"i don't know. in fact, i’m not totally clear on what happens BEFORE we die”
"you mean now?"
"yes. what happens now?"
"i don't know. in fact, i’m not totally clear on what happens BEFORE we die”
"you mean now?"
"yes. what happens now?"
January 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"what happens after we die?"
"i don't know. in fact, i’m not totally clear on what happens BEFORE we die”
"you mean now?"
"yes. what happens now?"
"i don't know. in fact, i’m not totally clear on what happens BEFORE we die”
"you mean now?"
"yes. what happens now?"
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
(comic credit: @willsantino.bsky.social )
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December 28, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
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Having a fun day in Baltimore with my love.
December 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Having a fun day in Baltimore with my love.
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“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
September 4, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."