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[first day as a vet]
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[first day as a vet]
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
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saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
February 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
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algebra professor just shat out a formula as long as the bible without any hesitation but 5 seconds later had a genuine moment of doubt on what 7 x 8 was
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
algebra professor just shat out a formula as long as the bible without any hesitation but 5 seconds later had a genuine moment of doubt on what 7 x 8 was
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Lot of fake Pokémon fans that don’t realize the sluggishness of TCG Pocket right now is just true to the Diamond and Pearl experience
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Lot of fake Pokémon fans that don’t realize the sluggishness of TCG Pocket right now is just true to the Diamond and Pearl experience
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puzzle games are forever funny to me, they're either instinctively solved or i immediately devolve and become an amoeba with no higher thought process
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
puzzle games are forever funny to me, they're either instinctively solved or i immediately devolve and become an amoeba with no higher thought process
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forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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“Well, breakfast IS the most important meal of the day,” I say to myself as I go back for a second slice of pumpkin pie
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
“Well, breakfast IS the most important meal of the day,” I say to myself as I go back for a second slice of pumpkin pie
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american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
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What is your temperature cutoff for getting ice cream? Mine is there isn't one.
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 AM
What is your temperature cutoff for getting ice cream? Mine is there isn't one.
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Found a months-old Cadbury mini egg in next my jacket pockets just now. Didn’t eat it but the decision wasn’t an instant one
November 25, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Found a months-old Cadbury mini egg in next my jacket pockets just now. Didn’t eat it but the decision wasn’t an instant one
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I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
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left sliced avocados in the fridge overnight and now they look like they saw the ark of the covenant
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
left sliced avocados in the fridge overnight and now they look like they saw the ark of the covenant
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childhood trauma got me thinking stupid shit as an adult like wow I can just order a pizza and eat that right now
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
childhood trauma got me thinking stupid shit as an adult like wow I can just order a pizza and eat that right now
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consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
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you can cook 2-3 hot dogs in a pot of hot coffee without the coffee tasting too much like hot dogs
November 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM
you can cook 2-3 hot dogs in a pot of hot coffee without the coffee tasting too much like hot dogs
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No more 5 Guys Burgers & Fries until men apologize. You'll find me at Three Ladies Taters & Gravies.
November 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
No more 5 Guys Burgers & Fries until men apologize. You'll find me at Three Ladies Taters & Gravies.
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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Sun baked potato ☀️🥔
November 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Sun baked potato ☀️🥔
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"Coke or pepsi?"
Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper
Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper
November 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
"Coke or pepsi?"
Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper
Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper
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