itsgabrr
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Oh well, every day is all there is.
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what a time to have absolutely zero financial assets
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
what a time to have absolutely zero financial assets
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In discussions of neurodiversity the term "masking" refers to when you act like Jim Carey from The Mask (1994)
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In discussions of neurodiversity the term "masking" refers to when you act like Jim Carey from The Mask (1994)
Happy birthday Ralf!!!!
it's his 9th birthday everyone say happy birthday ralf!!!!!
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy birthday Ralf!!!!
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the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
March 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
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love yawning when i’m home alone cuz i can just yell
March 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
love yawning when i’m home alone cuz i can just yell
Nap time is the best time!
March 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nap time is the best time!
The next stage of human evolution should be hibernation.
March 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The next stage of human evolution should be hibernation.
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We need an alien invasion so bad bro. Take you to our leader? Right this way, little green man
March 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We need an alien invasion so bad bro. Take you to our leader? Right this way, little green man
Do you ever look at your hands or legs and be like "I've had these since the beginning!"
March 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Do you ever look at your hands or legs and be like "I've had these since the beginning!"
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About fifty years ago, NASA strapped a message in a bottle to a rocket and flung it into the deep dark
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
About fifty years ago, NASA strapped a message in a bottle to a rocket and flung it into the deep dark
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back
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Here's a little sleepy boy
March 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Here's a little sleepy boy
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and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
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This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
March 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
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her: i need a shorter way to say “the earliest groups of humans to extract metals from ores using heat and chemicals drastically changed civilization”
me: “he who smelted, Delta'd”
me: “he who smelted, Delta'd”
March 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
her: i need a shorter way to say “the earliest groups of humans to extract metals from ores using heat and chemicals drastically changed civilization”
me: “he who smelted, Delta'd”
me: “he who smelted, Delta'd”
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Me: All you ever do is take, take, take.
Drive thru cashier: Once again, sir…may I take your order?
Drive thru cashier: Once again, sir…may I take your order?
March 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Me: All you ever do is take, take, take.
Drive thru cashier: Once again, sir…may I take your order?
Drive thru cashier: Once again, sir…may I take your order?
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waiter: (carrying tray) ok who ordered the nine
seven: right here
seven: right here
March 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
waiter: (carrying tray) ok who ordered the nine
seven: right here
seven: right here
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me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
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Are robots really not able to click those "I am not a robot" buttons? Then we got weakass robots
March 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are robots really not able to click those "I am not a robot" buttons? Then we got weakass robots
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not seeing nosferatu, sorry. too pretentious. what do you mean we’re calling this dracula by his government name
March 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
not seeing nosferatu, sorry. too pretentious. what do you mean we’re calling this dracula by his government name
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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
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Just discovered via BBC News that the illegal release of beavers into the wild is called ‘beaver bombing’. #beaverchat.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just discovered via BBC News that the illegal release of beavers into the wild is called ‘beaver bombing’. #beaverchat.