jackjohn99.bsky.social
@jackjohn99.bsky.social
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Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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To the craven "comedians" who are STILL not speaking up: The manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory was arrested by ICE. They filed no charges, he's a US citizen, and his family doesn't know where he is.

They are coming for all of us. Grow a fucking spine and say something while you still can.
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Yes. Much more of a "Tolkien is a reflection of unfortunate racist and colonialist attitudes in 20th century British culture" guy than a "Tolkien was smuggling his white supremacist agenda by subtly inserting it into children's literature" guy bsky.app/profile/grey...
No literature escapes its culture. Scripture, politics, philosophy all have a taint that we can welcome as an opportunity for reflection—on the progress of humanity and our own failings that will only become more clear in time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Again, going in circles, but Trump ****literally**** does not understand how the American government works. He has ****never**** understood it. He was, until this administration, protected from his own stupidity but now there is no longer anyone at the helm. It’s ***actual*** anarchic governance.
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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wall street surges as the only jobs left are burrito chauffeur or ice agent
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
May 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that...
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May 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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kinda funny/weird in retrospect, that from the entire show, the only cast member on GAME OF THRONES who was propelled to stardom from appearing on it was Pedro Pascal.
May 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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There's no way around it: if we care about law and order we have to let the government commit crimes
April 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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despite everything, the world is beautiful
February 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk
February 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM