jackvan.bsky.social
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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i like computer..
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
i like computer..
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
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Quick stop at Bagel Shop (yes, that’s the name of the store) on the Upper East Side this morning.
The order, as always: poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese.
The order, as always: poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese.
August 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Quick stop at Bagel Shop (yes, that’s the name of the store) on the Upper East Side this morning.
The order, as always: poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese.
The order, as always: poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese.
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Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge
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Does my toaster miss me when I am at work
Are my washer and dryer married
Are my washer and dryer married
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Does my toaster miss me when I am at work
Are my washer and dryer married
Are my washer and dryer married
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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i'm done with microplastics. at this point if they're called for in a recipe i usually just skip em. tastes almost the same
March 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i'm done with microplastics. at this point if they're called for in a recipe i usually just skip em. tastes almost the same
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in the repo. straight up coding it. and by it. haha. lets justr say. my app
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in the repo. straight up coding it. and by it. haha. lets justr say. my app
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Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
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if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
December 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
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it’s too peaceful here. we need a bean dad
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
it’s too peaceful here. we need a bean dad
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i think that the people interested in recriminations and score settling right now aren’t seriously grappling with the magnitude of what happened and the implications for the rest of our lives. most of us will probably die living in the political order that will emerge out of this election.
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
i think that the people interested in recriminations and score settling right now aren’t seriously grappling with the magnitude of what happened and the implications for the rest of our lives. most of us will probably die living in the political order that will emerge out of this election.
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Wine pairings up in here
October 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Wine pairings up in here
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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.
July 6, 2024 at 12:02 AM
for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.
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This is just to say
You have not
Completed
The mandatory training
That was due
Friday
Forgive me
I have
notified
Your manager
You have not
Completed
The mandatory training
That was due
Friday
Forgive me
I have
notified
Your manager
June 10, 2024 at 4:12 PM
This is just to say
You have not
Completed
The mandatory training
That was due
Friday
Forgive me
I have
notified
Your manager
You have not
Completed
The mandatory training
That was due
Friday
Forgive me
I have
notified
Your manager
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They deserved better than this...
May 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
They deserved better than this...