Jake
@jacob-bryce.bsky.social
Level 39 Goblin. Writer. Bookworm. Gamer. Horror fiend. Grad student. Dog dad. Hippie partner. Neurodivergent as frick. He/him.
I rate movies on a scale of 5 Jake-o-lanterns.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1ZpAZ
I rate movies on a scale of 5 Jake-o-lanterns.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1ZpAZ
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Jake
@jacob-bryce.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Looks like we're all introducing ourselves over here for #promosky. Here are some things I love:
🎃 Halloween
🥔 Potatoes
🪡 Tattoos
🎮 Dark Souls & Bloodborne
📖 Fantasy/ Sci-Fi
🍬 Twizzlers
📼 Physical Media
🎮 Metroidvanias
🎮 Platformers
🦝 Raccoons
🥤 Energy drinks
🎃 Halloween
🥔 Potatoes
🪡 Tattoos
🎮 Dark Souls & Bloodborne
📖 Fantasy/ Sci-Fi
🍬 Twizzlers
📼 Physical Media
🎮 Metroidvanias
🎮 Platformers
🦝 Raccoons
🥤 Energy drinks
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This is my favorite parody account.
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is my favorite parody account.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
Mash up bands:
Limp Korn
Limp Korn
Mash up bands:
Panic! At the 'Out Boy
Panic! At the 'Out Boy
Mash up bands:
Chumbastank
Chumbastank
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Mash up bands:
Limp Korn
Limp Korn
Tonight's flick is one of my favorite recent vampire movies.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tonight's flick is one of my favorite recent vampire movies.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
No horror movie tonight. Instead, I'm going to curl up with this wholesome, family-friendly piece of literature instead.
#31daysofhalloween
#31daysofhalloween
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
No horror movie tonight. Instead, I'm going to curl up with this wholesome, family-friendly piece of literature instead.
#31daysofhalloween
#31daysofhalloween
Let's kick off the spooky season with a little bit of cult hijinks the The Fixx.
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let's kick off the spooky season with a little bit of cult hijinks the The Fixx.
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
It really bothers me when I make a typo in a group chat, and my friends have the audacity to read it before I can edit.
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It really bothers me when I make a typo in a group chat, and my friends have the audacity to read it before I can edit.
They're like a flesh eating disease that's highly offended by people who don't want their flesh eaten.
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
They're like a flesh eating disease that's highly offended by people who don't want their flesh eaten.
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Me: Sometimes you treat me like I don’t even exist. Like I’m not standing right in front of you, waiting for some response.
Touchless faucet:
Touchless faucet:
July 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Me: Sometimes you treat me like I don’t even exist. Like I’m not standing right in front of you, waiting for some response.
Touchless faucet:
Touchless faucet:
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QRP with your wings art!
July 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
QRP with your wings art!
Just a fan-fucking-tastic werewolf flick.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just a fan-fucking-tastic werewolf flick.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
I don't think I've ever seen an 80's movie that was more 80's than this.
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
July 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don't think I've ever seen an 80's movie that was more 80's than this.
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
Shortly before turning 39 and continuing after, the great algorithm has been sending me erectile disfunction ads. While this is a major step up from Mark Walburg and Chris Prart asking me to pray with them, I do wish the algorithm waited for me to search "ED treatments" rather than just assume.
July 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Shortly before turning 39 and continuing after, the great algorithm has been sending me erectile disfunction ads. While this is a major step up from Mark Walburg and Chris Prart asking me to pray with them, I do wish the algorithm waited for me to search "ED treatments" rather than just assume.
From 'Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb.
July 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
From 'Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb.
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Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence
July 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence
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Ya know what fuck it go ahead and put ketchup on those hot dogs nothing matters anymore
July 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ya know what fuck it go ahead and put ketchup on those hot dogs nothing matters anymore
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Reposting with alt text
November 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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How about if before we type the accusation “no one is talking about this” we do a search to see if that’s true, k?
June 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
How about if before we type the accusation “no one is talking about this” we do a search to see if that’s true, k?
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
I worked at a cafe, and Magic Johnson showed up to order a smoothie. After writing down his order, I asked for his name. He cut himself off before telling me to just put E. J. (This was in his hometown.)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I worked at a cafe, and Magic Johnson showed up to order a smoothie. After writing down his order, I asked for his name. He cut himself off before telling me to just put E. J. (This was in his hometown.)
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If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you
June 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 18
"..."
Day 18
"..."
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 18
"..."
Day 18
"..."
A Switch 2 can wait. A PS5 is now my top priority. 😍
The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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June 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A Switch 2 can wait. A PS5 is now my top priority. 😍
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 17
"I don't dance."
Day 17
"I don't dance."
June 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 17
"I don't dance."
Day 17
"I don't dance."