Jake Dean
@jake-dean.bsky.social
Writer + just some guy https://jake-dean.com/
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
best short story i've read this year
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
best short story i've read this year
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
“Bat’s broken, sorry bro”
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Bat’s broken, sorry bro”
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Wholesome weekend of writerly stuff at the Australian Short Story Festival just gone. Finished too bloody soon I tell ya
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Wholesome weekend of writerly stuff at the Australian Short Story Festival just gone. Finished too bloody soon I tell ya
Had to scroll through sky news australia's facebook page for work and now my brain worms have brain worms
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Had to scroll through sky news australia's facebook page for work and now my brain worms have brain worms
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
Hearing this more and more
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Hearing this more and more
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(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow what an inspiring message on my deodorant can, thank you [checks notes] Unilever corporation 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wow what an inspiring message on my deodorant can, thank you [checks notes] Unilever corporation 🥲
odious exuse for an event www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/04/t...
1,400 dead horses: The grim numbers behind the Melbourne Cup
In the latest Paint by Numbers, Crikey lists the reasons the nation should stop the race that stops the nation.
www.crikey.com.au
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
odious exuse for an event www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/04/t...