Jake Neufeld
@jakeneufeld.bsky.social
I am a healthcare emergency manager and resiliency planner. All opinions expressed here are mine, mine alone, and correct. Crown Heights. LETS GO METS! VOTE BLUE!
@hiddenschools.bsky.social Do you think the Church of Kos has its own brand of cigarettes? I can't stop thinking about Abelard buying smokes: what brand? filtered?
For some reason, I imagine he smokes Red Apples. The brand Tarantino created for his movie universe.
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For some reason, I imagine he smokes Red Apples. The brand Tarantino created for his movie universe.
cc: @maxgladstone.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@hiddenschools.bsky.social Do you think the Church of Kos has its own brand of cigarettes? I can't stop thinking about Abelard buying smokes: what brand? filtered?
For some reason, I imagine he smokes Red Apples. The brand Tarantino created for his movie universe.
cc: @maxgladstone.bsky.social
For some reason, I imagine he smokes Red Apples. The brand Tarantino created for his movie universe.
cc: @maxgladstone.bsky.social
@maxgladstone.bsky.social I'm rereading Four Roads Cross and I have a question. What brand of cigarettes does Abelard smoke?
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@maxgladstone.bsky.social I'm rereading Four Roads Cross and I have a question. What brand of cigarettes does Abelard smoke?
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I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hey @maxgladstone.bsky.social and @hiddenschools.bsky.social, Dead Hand Rule arrived today. BUT I'm in the middle of book 5 of the Wheel of Time! Decisions! Decisions! Exclamation Points!
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey @maxgladstone.bsky.social and @hiddenschools.bsky.social, Dead Hand Rule arrived today. BUT I'm in the middle of book 5 of the Wheel of Time! Decisions! Decisions! Exclamation Points!
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NEW: Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys joins the Home of the Brave advisory board.
“Growing up here in Massachusetts, you learn to never take shit from a bully...Trump's a bully who's bad for America, and it's time to stand up to him."
“Growing up here in Massachusetts, you learn to never take shit from a bully...Trump's a bully who's bad for America, and it's time to stand up to him."
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
NEW: Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys joins the Home of the Brave advisory board.
“Growing up here in Massachusetts, you learn to never take shit from a bully...Trump's a bully who's bad for America, and it's time to stand up to him."
“Growing up here in Massachusetts, you learn to never take shit from a bully...Trump's a bully who's bad for America, and it's time to stand up to him."
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i love this journey for everyone involved — adams, who’ll spiral into the ground; cuomo, who’ll be further humiliated; and mamdani, who’ll cook them both over an open fire
“Andrew Cuomo is a snake and a liar. I am the only one who can beat Mamdani,” NYC Mayor Eric Adams says, stating he intends to stay in the race
September 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i love this journey for everyone involved — adams, who’ll spiral into the ground; cuomo, who’ll be further humiliated; and mamdani, who’ll cook them both over an open fire
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If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.
Mayor Doofenschmirtz.
my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
July 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mayor Doofenschmirtz.
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my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
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While Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams trip over each other to win the approval of billionaires in backrooms, our campaign remains focused on working New Yorkers and their clear desire for a different kind of politics.
July 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
While Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams trip over each other to win the approval of billionaires in backrooms, our campaign remains focused on working New Yorkers and their clear desire for a different kind of politics.
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It's the weekend, baby
July 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market
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Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
I swear to god, stopping biting my nails is harder than it was to quit smoking.
July 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I swear to god, stopping biting my nails is harder than it was to quit smoking.
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heard that eric adams is so serious about running for mayor again he is actually considering moving to new york city
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
heard that eric adams is so serious about running for mayor again he is actually considering moving to new york city
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Zohran Mamdani: 40% of the vote, respectable effort, solid victory
Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride
Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Zohran Mamdani: 40% of the vote, respectable effort, solid victory
Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride
Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride
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Trump insists “groceries” is a long forgotten term and thinks you need photo ID to buy milk there but, yes, please tell me more about how Mamdani doesn’t understand grocery stores
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Trump insists “groceries” is a long forgotten term and thinks you need photo ID to buy milk there but, yes, please tell me more about how Mamdani doesn’t understand grocery stores
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A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
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Socialism, tonight, defeated barbarism. After the two-decade midnight of 9/11, dawn is breaking.
This Is The Beginning of The End of The 9/11 Era
Capital and nativism will fight even harder against Zohran Mamdani now. But in capital's seat of power, socialism defeated barbarism. I fucking love New York
www.forever-wars.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Socialism, tonight, defeated barbarism. After the two-decade midnight of 9/11, dawn is breaking.
46 and getting and my sun.
June 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
46 and getting and my sun.
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NYC don’t fuck this up.
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
NYC don’t fuck this up.
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Another reason to support Zohran is that he's constitutionally ineligible to run for president. The job isn't a steppingstone, he actually wants to be mayor!
It's bad enough that people in NYC would have to put up with having Andrew Cuomo, a man that hates their city, as mayor. As someone who lives elsewhere, I can't help but think that he likely views a win as an avenue to run for president, and you all simply cannot allow that under any circumstance.
June 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Another reason to support Zohran is that he's constitutionally ineligible to run for president. The job isn't a steppingstone, he actually wants to be mayor!
But we will still endorse him and call @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social "uniquely unqualified" to be mayor.
Andrew Cuomo has modeled himself as the mayoral candidate of working New Yorkers, but his candidacy has been bankrolled by the largest super PAC ever created in a New York City mayoral campaign.
With $25 Million, Pro-Cuomo Super PAC Shatters Outside Spending Records
Former Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo’s candidacy has been bankrolled by the largest super PAC ever created in a New York City mayoral campaign.
trib.al
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
But we will still endorse him and call @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social "uniquely unqualified" to be mayor.
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I just voted in the NYC primary. I ranked Mamdani and Lander.
The sexual assaulter didn’t get a rank from me.
The sexual assaulter didn’t get a rank from me.
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just voted in the NYC primary. I ranked Mamdani and Lander.
The sexual assaulter didn’t get a rank from me.
The sexual assaulter didn’t get a rank from me.