Jarred Cranshaw
@jarredcranshaw.bsky.social
Engineer, Michigan grad, history and sci-fi nerd, Louisiana-born, Memphis-raised, current ATLien #GoBlue
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Five years from now it can open its own Bluesky account
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Five years from now it can open its own Bluesky account
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EVERYONE: Damn the ACC has some dumb tiebreakers
THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)
THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
EVERYONE: Damn the ACC has some dumb tiebreakers
THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)
THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)
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The whole "Grok admits" "Grok apologizes" thing reminds me of the famous IBM presentation quote that evidently everyone has forgotten. And I do think representing your brand on social media counts as a "management decision".
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The whole "Grok admits" "Grok apologizes" thing reminds me of the famous IBM presentation quote that evidently everyone has forgotten. And I do think representing your brand on social media counts as a "management decision".
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Having Grok issue an “apology” is not just insulting and stupid (obviously Grok cannot actually “regret” anything, deeply or otherwise) but cowardly: It asks us to assign responsibility to an unconscious piece of software rather than the humans and institutions who should actually be blamed.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Having Grok issue an “apology” is not just insulting and stupid (obviously Grok cannot actually “regret” anything, deeply or otherwise) but cowardly: It asks us to assign responsibility to an unconscious piece of software rather than the humans and institutions who should actually be blamed.
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Lane Kiffin I dare you to google “Bill Frieder.”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Lane Kiffin I dare you to google “Bill Frieder.”
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Irma Thomas is the best singer you've never heard of
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Irma Thomas is the best singer you've never heard of
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Good luck to the homeowner, tenants have a lot of rights in California.
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Good luck to the homeowner, tenants have a lot of rights in California.
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It’s insane that at the end of 2025 there are still folks complaining about a lack of sports on Bluesky The Sports App.
Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s insane that at the end of 2025 there are still folks complaining about a lack of sports on Bluesky The Sports App.
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This game is a nice encapsulation of the Sherrone Moore era. Come out with a lot of promise and a lot of sloppy mistakes, take advantage of some dumb luck, spend halftime fucking around instead of making adjustments, swing some 5-star shit around, and then finish with a spectacular collapse.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This game is a nice encapsulation of the Sherrone Moore era. Come out with a lot of promise and a lot of sloppy mistakes, take advantage of some dumb luck, spend halftime fucking around instead of making adjustments, swing some 5-star shit around, and then finish with a spectacular collapse.
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You in my business
Men in their 40s love to pretend they’re not sleepy. Fighting for their life just to pass out mid conversation.
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You in my business
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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"1918 Flu was a lab leak" is an astonishingly stupid take.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"1918 Flu was a lab leak" is an astonishingly stupid take.
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shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
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Can't believe I have to say this, but it's 2025 still and apparently this is how this year has gone:
IF YOU HAVE MEASLES PLEASE DON'T GET ON A PLANE.
patch.com/new-jersey/n...
IF YOU HAVE MEASLES PLEASE DON'T GET ON A PLANE.
patch.com/new-jersey/n...
Possible Measles Exposure At Newark Airport Amid Holiday Travel: Health Officials
The non-NJ resident was in at least two terminals while infected with measles, officials said.
patch.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Can't believe I have to say this, but it's 2025 still and apparently this is how this year has gone:
IF YOU HAVE MEASLES PLEASE DON'T GET ON A PLANE.
patch.com/new-jersey/n...
IF YOU HAVE MEASLES PLEASE DON'T GET ON A PLANE.
patch.com/new-jersey/n...
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Michigan Penn State
🤝
Stumbling into a good coach despite every effort to the contrary.
🤝
Stumbling into a good coach despite every effort to the contrary.
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Michigan Penn State
🤝
Stumbling into a good coach despite every effort to the contrary.
🤝
Stumbling into a good coach despite every effort to the contrary.
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a marietta icon 🫡🫡
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
a marietta icon 🫡🫡
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that the major streaming platforms continue to platform these assholes is absurd. it's very hard to find one of these grifter twitch streamers whose bio doesn't include "banned for X, later reinstated".
The whole Puka Nacua situation is indicative of media toxicity in which young guys swim every day. Why is there a massively popular antisemitic Twitch streamer? Why does that exist?
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
that the major streaming platforms continue to platform these assholes is absurd. it's very hard to find one of these grifter twitch streamers whose bio doesn't include "banned for X, later reinstated".
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Thieves have figured out that museums have more valuables than a bank and less security than a grocery store.
The Louvre, the UK’s Bristol Museum and now a Brazilian library have all been hit by brazen thefts of priceless artwork. It’s open season on museums at a time when funding is in decline.
The Louvre, the UK’s Bristol Museum and now a Brazilian library have all been hit by brazen thefts of priceless artwork. It’s open season on museums at a time when funding is in decline.
‘Priceless’ Matisse Works Stolen in Daylight Heist of Brazilian Library
Thieves armed with handguns made off with prints from the French painter’s colorful “Jazz” series.
www.wsj.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Thieves have figured out that museums have more valuables than a bank and less security than a grocery store.
The Louvre, the UK’s Bristol Museum and now a Brazilian library have all been hit by brazen thefts of priceless artwork. It’s open season on museums at a time when funding is in decline.
The Louvre, the UK’s Bristol Museum and now a Brazilian library have all been hit by brazen thefts of priceless artwork. It’s open season on museums at a time when funding is in decline.
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Read this as Morgan Stanley and thought, man they are really going in on private equity
Utah has officially announced Morgan Scalley as its new head football coach.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Read this as Morgan Stanley and thought, man they are really going in on private equity
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60,000 is the *low end* estimate.
So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified
At least 60,000 murdered in Sudanese city, which resembles ‘a slaughterhouse’
Satellite evidence shows extent of paramilitary massacre in El Fasher
www.irishtimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
60,000 is the *low end* estimate.