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the other site is funnier but worse for my brain
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I am a work in progress (she/him)
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I am a work in progress (she/him)
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
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LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
Wicked 2 was fine but I spent the first 5 minutes flabbergasted at the directorial decision to put a smudgy filter over the opening scene
then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while
then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wicked 2 was fine but I spent the first 5 minutes flabbergasted at the directorial decision to put a smudgy filter over the opening scene
then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while
then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while
magic is a fucking miserable game
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
magic is a fucking miserable game
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
the avatar set works so well because the design of magic fits the world and characters of avatar perfectly
red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick
green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong
white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying
red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick
green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong
white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the avatar set works so well because the design of magic fits the world and characters of avatar perfectly
red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick
green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong
white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying
red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick
green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong
white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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There is a trend of video game narratives where women are prominent to be overly focused on motherhood and the 'natural' nurturing urges we're all supposed to harbor. It happens even when the woman in question wears power armor and blasts aliens with a giant arm cannon.
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There is a trend of video game narratives where women are prominent to be overly focused on motherhood and the 'natural' nurturing urges we're all supposed to harbor. It happens even when the woman in question wears power armor and blasts aliens with a giant arm cannon.
I did nawt have sexual relations with that president
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I did nawt have sexual relations with that president
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not sure if it’s my favorite but it’s up there
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
not sure if it’s my favorite but it’s up there
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
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she did it! as̶a yoru is the "Hero of the battle shounen manga Chainsaw Man" [a pure avatar of War as instrumentalization, annihilation, and violence: physical, sexual, psychological]
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
she did it! as̶a yoru is the "Hero of the battle shounen manga Chainsaw Man" [a pure avatar of War as instrumentalization, annihilation, and violence: physical, sexual, psychological]
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Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
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learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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jacinthe: it's over, lebanne! i've defeated you!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
jacinthe: it's over, lebanne! i've defeated you!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!