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@jaywalker2k.bsky.social
the other site is funnier but worse for my brain
💍 @alliegator97
I am a work in progress (she/him) -> (she/her)
💍 @alliegator97
I am a work in progress (she/him) -> (she/her)
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The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.
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Who else remembers the hottest video game of 1982?
Expectations of box art portraying the game accurately were kept low, back then, but who can say if this was the case when the game itself was so baffling that nobody could understand it...
#CowTools #FarSide #Atari #BoxArt #gaming #nostalgia #retro
Expectations of box art portraying the game accurately were kept low, back then, but who can say if this was the case when the game itself was so baffling that nobody could understand it...
#CowTools #FarSide #Atari #BoxArt #gaming #nostalgia #retro
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Do not wait to tell me. Contact me under any condition.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Do not wait to tell me. Contact me under any condition.
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
[in therapy] ...I understand that, but what if I'm making up my imposter syndrome too?
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
[in therapy] ...I understand that, but what if I'm making up my imposter syndrome too?
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quickie? you mean a flashbang?
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
quickie? you mean a flashbang?
To the 3 ppl who read my posts: happy new years ily (I'm drunk)
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 AM
To the 3 ppl who read my posts: happy new years ily (I'm drunk)
I keep getting in and out of magic as my ADHD dictates, but this year the Avatar set was one of the things that pulled me back in. The cards in this set are so flavorful and mechanic-rich, and the perfect example to me is Metalbender Toph. Flavorful, fun to play, and enables so many ideas.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I keep getting in and out of magic as my ADHD dictates, but this year the Avatar set was one of the things that pulled me back in. The cards in this set are so flavorful and mechanic-rich, and the perfect example to me is Metalbender Toph. Flavorful, fun to play, and enables so many ideas.
I really respect an artist who leaves behind their fame in one area to find organic success in another.
Rainn Wilson is a good example of this: when he pivoted to cooking he shook off his comedy fanbase by changing his name to Alton Brown.
Rainn Wilson is a good example of this: when he pivoted to cooking he shook off his comedy fanbase by changing his name to Alton Brown.
December 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I really respect an artist who leaves behind their fame in one area to find organic success in another.
Rainn Wilson is a good example of this: when he pivoted to cooking he shook off his comedy fanbase by changing his name to Alton Brown.
Rainn Wilson is a good example of this: when he pivoted to cooking he shook off his comedy fanbase by changing his name to Alton Brown.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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holy shit I’ve seen the Muppet Christmas Carol 2,000 times but this is the first time I’ve noticed this sound effect, which my husband noticed and we’ve watched on repeat 8 times and are crying laughing
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
holy shit I’ve seen the Muppet Christmas Carol 2,000 times but this is the first time I’ve noticed this sound effect, which my husband noticed and we’ve watched on repeat 8 times and are crying laughing
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