Jed Foster
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When fascism came to America, no one embraced it more enthusiastically than those waving the Bible and carrying an American flag.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
When fascism came to America, no one embraced it more enthusiastically than those waving the Bible and carrying an American flag.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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People need to stop saying, "That's un-American" when the government does something horrible. We have a long and well-documented history of doing horrible stuff
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
People need to stop saying, "That's un-American" when the government does something horrible. We have a long and well-documented history of doing horrible stuff
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The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
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This is the best thing I read this year, baseball or otherwise.
Please read. It will stick in your head.
www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/5/8/244...
Please read. It will stick in your head.
www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/5/8/244...
How to visit a stadium that doesn’t exist
Is it still a home game if the team won’t call it home?
www.lookoutlanding.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the best thing I read this year, baseball or otherwise.
Please read. It will stick in your head.
www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/5/8/244...
Please read. It will stick in your head.
www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/5/8/244...
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I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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@pseudochamp.bsky.social just sent me this and it's incredible and also I hate him
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
neal.fun
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@pseudochamp.bsky.social just sent me this and it's incredible and also I hate him
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honestly it's really amazing that it took less than a decade of legal gay marriage to make American culture SO GAY that the Right lost its entire mind about it
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
honestly it's really amazing that it took less than a decade of legal gay marriage to make American culture SO GAY that the Right lost its entire mind about it
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December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
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48? For a 15th inning walkoff in the playoffs? To break a drought that had been going since the first Shrek was in theatres? Man those other 47 had better be Ohtani curing cancer 47 times
Top Plays of 2025: No. 48
Jorge Polanco walks it off in the 15th inning to send the @Mariners to the ALCS!
Jorge Polanco walks it off in the 15th inning to send the @Mariners to the ALCS!
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
48? For a 15th inning walkoff in the playoffs? To break a drought that had been going since the first Shrek was in theatres? Man those other 47 had better be Ohtani curing cancer 47 times
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Freaks who are worried about population decline are also anti-immigration because “they don’t speak English.” But babies don’t speak any language, let alone English.
August 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Freaks who are worried about population decline are also anti-immigration because “they don’t speak English.” But babies don’t speak any language, let alone English.
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
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"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
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Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read