@jennhan.bsky.social
Anti-car, anti-work, pro-plants, pro-art, pro-tits
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"Robot falls down" remains one of the few good things that is happening regularly
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"Robot falls down" remains one of the few good things that is happening regularly
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this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
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Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
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We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
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New year new mental health deductible
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New year new mental health deductible
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there should be a second un that the us isn't allowed to join
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
there should be a second un that the us isn't allowed to join
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
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there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk
Happy "eat a mandarin orange every time you walk into the kitchen" season to everyone who celebrates
December 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy "eat a mandarin orange every time you walk into the kitchen" season to everyone who celebrates
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Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
September 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
Triple Lesbian - A Woman, Another Woman, And Yet Another Woman In A Steamy Threesome - 4 Hours
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
Look, my favorite grandfather was definitely racist, and he died before I understood that. I feel blessed that all I have are nice memories. No way in hell do I want this.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Look, my favorite grandfather was definitely racist, and he died before I understood that. I feel blessed that all I have are nice memories. No way in hell do I want this.
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Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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I wrote a Thanksgiving poem last year, and isn’t it true that everyone enjoys leftovers? Make a sandwich with this, reheat it on low.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I wrote a Thanksgiving poem last year, and isn’t it true that everyone enjoys leftovers? Make a sandwich with this, reheat it on low.
The Chicago Thanksgiving is 1000% better than Macy's could ever be
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Chicago Thanksgiving is 1000% better than Macy's could ever be
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they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy
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trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity