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Jifty
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Nerd. Anti-fascist. Cat dad. He/Him
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klingon sex survival tips
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Understand: these incidents are not an example of a failure of training, they are an example of a successful understanding of the true mission of ICE.

ICE knows full well that it's the new SS, and that it exists to terrorize and abuse citizens into silent compliance.

No training can fix this.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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This is How You Get JARHEAD Sequels

youtu.be/i5m-RHS1fU0
This Is How You Get JARHEAD Sequels
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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half of new accounts today:

@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:

🔅0 Followers 15K Following

"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.

Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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☝️Um, Actually returns to Dropout January 20th

🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
New Year, same me (derogatory), but my fit is improving.
@wtyppod.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social @donoteat.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Ads on Truth Social are called "sponsored truth" which is too on the nose.
November 29, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear
After a boutique on South Street received a warning letter from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for selling breast binders for gender-affirming care, the region’s transgender community worries about the potential wider impacts.

🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/passi...
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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"Laws are only as good as the willingness of people to enforce them," is the epitaph of this era.
Now would European leaders actually have the stomach for shooting at US forces if they seized Greenland next week?

Eh given how basically nobody has the stomach to even send troops to Ukraine right now I’m going to bet absolutely not.

In which case why shouldn’t Trump go for it, free real estate!
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.

No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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My favorite part of the US doing horrible shit is every time it happens there is a segment of the population who says "this isn't who we are!" As though they are 12 years old.
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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if you aren’t labeled for threats against america by the end of the day you simply must post harder
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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seems a little insensitive
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Somewhere out there, Lester is rocking back in the dark and watching this video. 🕴

#AdventuringAcademy
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM