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Jifty
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Nerd. Anti-fascist. Cat dad. He/Him
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Need to ban gambling ads like they do smoking ads.
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Football fact: in Canada it’s spelled Foutebaul
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates:

Walz is PERSONABLE

Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED

AOC is CHARISMATIC

Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL

Newsom

Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
February 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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MAGA: Hehe what if we say something cute like "Let's go Brandon"?

Real adults:
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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counterpoint: you're literally ricky gervais
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A real Who's Who of Who's That?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I think it's weird that we let a couple hundred college students choose the president every time
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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The people who are saying shit like "well it's either this or the borders are totally open" are doing their best to convince America that we should have completely open borders.
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Damn who would have thought that Dr. Oz, an Armenian Genocide denier, would immediately start targeting Armenians once he was given a slice of power.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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i have never felt less inclined to donate to political campaigns in my entire adult life
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Waiting for the DoJ to publish a photo of an "improvised incendiary device" from Minneapolis that's just a hot dish.
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Add "Can make chicken stock" to my culinary resume.
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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muttering over my grimoire like
I hate that spell check just doesn’t work anymore.
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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ARRAKEEN — Baron Vladimir Harkonnen announced today Rabban Harkonnen has been replaced as head of the Arrakis occupation.

The Baron has named Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen as the new overlord, promising that the Fremen will come to love him.

Chuck Schumer declared victory and voted to fund the Harkonnens.
a black and white photo of a military parade with the letter l on a flag
Alt: Harkonnen armies massed in Dune
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Did that ICE officer ever survive his internal bleeding?
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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This shows that non-violent protest does NOT have to mean being "nice" or "polite" or "respectful." Refusing to give way, screaming "FUCK YOU" and flipping the bird is nonviolent, but it's forceful and it's fucking effective.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 PM