Sunk Cost Phallus
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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You’ve logged on to Facebook for the first time in six months. A beautiful woman who you said something weird to one night in sophomore year is eight months pregnant thanks to a man whose hair is really curly and whose beard hair is perfectly straight
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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and if she comes back in i mean like there's a lot of people, you don't need to hurt anybody, just carry her out there and put her outside if she comes back in like a lizard that got in the house
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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what im saying is, we can't do this to trump because he controls the most powerful military in the history of the world and also the police. but it seems like bari weiss could be at an all hands and everyone could just go up and grab her and just place her outside the building and close the door
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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a very merry listen to lou reed's pitch black 1973 masterpiece berlin on repeat for 48 hours in a barely furnished room to all who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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We used to be a proper city
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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We Are Goatse 🤜🕳️🤛
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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going back in time to 20AD and teaching a roman artisan how to make glass panes by floating glass on molten tin. coming back to 2025 - everything's basically the same except every us city has a slightly smaller wtc in it and barack obama, though now more machine than man, is entering his fifth term
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Three Hours of Tree Law Comeuppance - Real Tree Law Stories for Cozy Relaxation | Tree Law Fines & Replanting ASMR
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Since this would get released with top billing if it validated their priors, I’m gonna assume it validates mine instead
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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the airport is supposed to be a test of your ability to maintain a zen-like tranquility amidst the noise and chaos. entering the lounge is accepting a defect in your personal character. unless you have kids of course, all bets are off if you have kids
Oh no, the once-elite airport lounge is now just another crowded space.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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every day i have to decide what to eat
November 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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😤
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.

They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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especially this
October 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Doordashed again. I should be shot and killed
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM