johnny
@johnnypanic.bsky.social
stay at home shit talker | the luddites had it right
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they should invent Online but the opposite
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should invent Online but the opposite
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art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good
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How frantically they have to push AI on me, how angrily they have to lecture "well actually it does have SOME uses" tells me this tech is not what they say it is. This is not the future. This is a financial scam they are either perpetuating or falling for.
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How frantically they have to push AI on me, how angrily they have to lecture "well actually it does have SOME uses" tells me this tech is not what they say it is. This is not the future. This is a financial scam they are either perpetuating or falling for.
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it was the night before sunday and all through the house. mfr's were trippin, gettin on nerves an stuff
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it was the night before sunday and all through the house. mfr's were trippin, gettin on nerves an stuff
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[me about to be annoying] hiiiiiiiiiiiii
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[me about to be annoying] hiiiiiiiiiiiii
thank GOD
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
thank GOD
lemme in the hivemind
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
lemme in the hivemind
WHAT is going on in Kembleford?!
american crime dramas are funny because there'll be a statistically improbable amount of murders in a large city
british crime dramas are funny because by the end of season 1 a quarter of their small towns population is dead
british crime dramas are funny because by the end of season 1 a quarter of their small towns population is dead
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
WHAT is going on in Kembleford?!
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!
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cheese. is there anything it can't do
"Higher intake of high-fat cheese and high-fat cream was associated with a lower risk of all-cause dementia."
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
cheese. is there anything it can't do
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Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.
GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.
GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
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i wish i was machine washable
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i wish i was machine washable
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it takes a village to beat the counting machines with rocks and sticks until their silicon is ground back into sand
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it takes a village to beat the counting machines with rocks and sticks until their silicon is ground back into sand
i hope his mother sees this
An ICE agent in Minneapolis pinned a pregnant woman’s face into the snow and knelt on her body.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i hope his mother sees this
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you should know about Funchy the Snow Woman
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you should know about Funchy the Snow Woman
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alexa. kill my gay ass
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
alexa. kill my gay ass
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"waaah why aren't things GOOD like when I was a KID!"
Ronald Reagan, u dumb ass holes, that's why
Ronald Reagan, u dumb ass holes, that's why
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"waaah why aren't things GOOD like when I was a KID!"
Ronald Reagan, u dumb ass holes, that's why
Ronald Reagan, u dumb ass holes, that's why
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yeah South Park would never make fun of Democrats like Al Gore or Hillary Clinton, and they'd surely never repeatedly try to get the network to let them depict the Prophet Mohammed in cartoon form.
December 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
yeah South Park would never make fun of Democrats like Al Gore or Hillary Clinton, and they'd surely never repeatedly try to get the network to let them depict the Prophet Mohammed in cartoon form.
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the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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"Luke make some friends"
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Luke make some friends"
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE