johnny
@johnnypanic.bsky.social
stay at home shit talker | the luddites had it right
Reposted by johnny
sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
Reposted by johnny
2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
Reposted by johnny
i suppose there's nothing stopping us from forming companies named for the ultimately victorious good stuff from lotr, companies that somehow throw these other companies named for the bad stuff into a volcano
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i suppose there's nothing stopping us from forming companies named for the ultimately victorious good stuff from lotr, companies that somehow throw these other companies named for the bad stuff into a volcano
Reposted by johnny
I’m not sure I’m ready to live in a world where the Chicago Bears have a competent quarterback
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m not sure I’m ready to live in a world where the Chicago Bears have a competent quarterback
Reposted by johnny
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
Reposted by johnny
rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
Reposted by johnny
not to be controversial but i think more people should have crushes on me
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
not to be controversial but i think more people should have crushes on me
Reposted by johnny
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
YouTube video by StarsVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
Reposted by johnny
the week between christmas and new years is for moving from room to room with your bag of treats
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the week between christmas and new years is for moving from room to room with your bag of treats
Reposted by johnny
any sufficiently advanced catholicism is indistinguishable from witchcraft
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
any sufficiently advanced catholicism is indistinguishable from witchcraft
fellas, is dessert gay?
I’m a MAN
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
Hear that fellas? No dessert if you want to be manly man!
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
fellas, is dessert gay?
Reposted by johnny
they should invent Online but the opposite
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should invent Online but the opposite
Reposted by johnny
art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good
Reposted by johnny
How frantically they have to push AI on me, how angrily they have to lecture "well actually it does have SOME uses" tells me this tech is not what they say it is. This is not the future. This is a financial scam they are either perpetuating or falling for.
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How frantically they have to push AI on me, how angrily they have to lecture "well actually it does have SOME uses" tells me this tech is not what they say it is. This is not the future. This is a financial scam they are either perpetuating or falling for.
Reposted by johnny
it was the night before sunday and all through the house. mfr's were trippin, gettin on nerves an stuff
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it was the night before sunday and all through the house. mfr's were trippin, gettin on nerves an stuff
Reposted by johnny
[me about to be annoying] hiiiiiiiiiiiii
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[me about to be annoying] hiiiiiiiiiiiii
thank GOD
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
thank GOD
lemme in the hivemind
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
lemme in the hivemind
WHAT is going on in Kembleford?!
american crime dramas are funny because there'll be a statistically improbable amount of murders in a large city
british crime dramas are funny because by the end of season 1 a quarter of their small towns population is dead
british crime dramas are funny because by the end of season 1 a quarter of their small towns population is dead
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
WHAT is going on in Kembleford?!
Reposted by johnny
Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
Reposted by johnny
we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!
Reposted by johnny
Reposted by johnny
cheese. is there anything it can't do
"Higher intake of high-fat cheese and high-fat cream was associated with a lower risk of all-cause dementia."
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
cheese. is there anything it can't do