The Obsolete John Fischer
@johnthemod1.bsky.social
Let’s try this one more time. Amateur stand-up comedian, occasional faux-pirate radio DJ, cameoed in a USA Today bestseller. Come in, sit down, stay awhile. (he/him)
That ICE agent literally killed the Good in the world.
Who the fuck is writing this shit, the Duffers? C’mon, man…
Who the fuck is writing this shit, the Duffers? C’mon, man…
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 AM
That ICE agent literally killed the Good in the world.
Who the fuck is writing this shit, the Duffers? C’mon, man…
Who the fuck is writing this shit, the Duffers? C’mon, man…
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
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“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
This song has been playing on a loop for the past couple days. I hope it’s soon.
This Too Shall Pass
YouTube video by Danny Schmidt - Topic
youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This song has been playing on a loop for the past couple days. I hope it’s soon.
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Please hit pause, I need a second
2026’s refresh rate is wild I go do some chores and like 14 major world events have happened
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Please hit pause, I need a second
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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The last 2 years of 49ers football
January 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The last 2 years of 49ers football
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Grateful Dead - One More Saturday Night (1972)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Larry the Bird
Twitter
2006-2023
Larry (named after Larry Bird) grew from iStock clip art to the defining symbol of a generation, his effective design and catchy chirp suiting Twitter's brand to a literal T. In 2023, he was replaced with Grok, a robot that preys on some children and murders others.
2006-2023
Larry (named after Larry Bird) grew from iStock clip art to the defining symbol of a generation, his effective design and catchy chirp suiting Twitter's brand to a literal T. In 2023, he was replaced with Grok, a robot that preys on some children and murders others.
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Larry the Bird
Twitter
2006-2023
Larry (named after Larry Bird) grew from iStock clip art to the defining symbol of a generation, his effective design and catchy chirp suiting Twitter's brand to a literal T. In 2023, he was replaced with Grok, a robot that preys on some children and murders others.
2006-2023
Larry (named after Larry Bird) grew from iStock clip art to the defining symbol of a generation, his effective design and catchy chirp suiting Twitter's brand to a literal T. In 2023, he was replaced with Grok, a robot that preys on some children and murders others.
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MARTY SUPREME (2025)
Cinematography by Darius Khondji
Directed by Josh Safdie
Cinematography by Darius Khondji
Directed by Josh Safdie
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
MARTY SUPREME (2025)
Cinematography by Darius Khondji
Directed by Josh Safdie
Cinematography by Darius Khondji
Directed by Josh Safdie
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![five photos of five red road signs with white text, all against a arid california chapparal type background
THOUGH THE DARK
OF FUTURE'S PAST
THE MAGICIAN
LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
FIRE WALK WITH ME
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more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
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Mac Tonight will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mac Tonight will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
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A page from Dumbass! #1, my one-person anthology
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A page from Dumbass! #1, my one-person anthology
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She has a certain… Jamiro-c’est-quai.
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
She has a certain… Jamiro-c’est-quai.
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Our Lord Jesus Christ, Only Begotten Son of God, begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father; who came down from heaven and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary and became man, will return in Avengers: Doomsday to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end.
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Our Lord Jesus Christ, Only Begotten Son of God, begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father; who came down from heaven and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary and became man, will return in Avengers: Doomsday to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end.
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