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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
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Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
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bicho eu to PASSANDO MAL
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bicho eu to PASSANDO MAL
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morreu fazendo o que amava
(lendo wikipedia)
(lendo wikipedia)
September 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
morreu fazendo o que amava
(lendo wikipedia)
(lendo wikipedia)
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sommelier de indignação: vocês se indignam com qualquer porcaria. eu, por outro lado, me indigno apenas com o que há de mais sofisticado no ruim
August 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
sommelier de indignação: vocês se indignam com qualquer porcaria. eu, por outro lado, me indigno apenas com o que há de mais sofisticado no ruim
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my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
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Casais que senta do lado= estao batendo punheta debaixo da mesa
Casais que senta de frente= pénheta
Casais que senta de frente= pénheta
pensando aqui sobre casais que senta de lado como se tivesse um casal fantasma na frente
August 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Casais que senta do lado= estao batendo punheta debaixo da mesa
Casais que senta de frente= pénheta
Casais que senta de frente= pénheta
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vcs não medem o MAL que eu desejo pra gente que fica repassando as corrente "ai não posso arriscar" pois eu desejo a sua ruína e que o solo que o seu cadáver toque jamais produza frutos
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
vcs não medem o MAL que eu desejo pra gente que fica repassando as corrente "ai não posso arriscar" pois eu desejo a sua ruína e que o solo que o seu cadáver toque jamais produza frutos
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a data criada pelo pai de João Dória, ao contrário de todas as outras datas, que foram criadas por Deus
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
a data criada pelo pai de João Dória, ao contrário de todas as outras datas, que foram criadas por Deus
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you gotta be faster
May 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
you gotta be faster
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I need to take a break from the thermostat app for my mental health
May 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I need to take a break from the thermostat app for my mental health
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absolutely one of the images of all time
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
absolutely one of the images of all time
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
O box mentiroso do blue prince ao voltar pra casa para sua esposa depois do jogo crashar
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
O box mentiroso do blue prince ao voltar pra casa para sua esposa depois do jogo crashar
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241. what do you call this in english? english premium
October 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
241. what do you call this in english? english premium