jootsmcgoots.bsky.social
@jootsmcgoots.bsky.social
Saints, Pels, 504 enjoyer
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Normalizing ostracizing people who do terrible things 🥰
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.

"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.

"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.

"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."

Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Anything but gun violence with these people
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Wrote this up for Palette Swap!
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Went yesterday about 10:30. It was busy, but kind of hit the sweet spot to get in, get what I needed, and GTFO
Beware. Pandemic level lines are Costco.
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Man, the Beerman was special
Jets and Seahawks both have historically good special teams units by DVOA.
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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nuclear physics is hard. raising children is hard. doing the right thing is not.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The strategy is "Man scared of dying and being forgotten. Trying to put his name on everything possible before that"
this just has me thinking about how so much of this government and the movement around it is purely a matter of aesthetics. is there a strategic reason for produce a new warship? maybe. but my hunch is that this is happening because the president thinks it will look cool.
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Weirdly, I’ve never felt the need to apologize more these days.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
These are the people the DNC insists we should try to court or meet in the middle
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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legitimately love this guy.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What a great 24 hrs for mediocre white men getting punched in the ring
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It's wonderful isn't it? Has anybody told them to "get over it!" yet?
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Presenting slop conversation from wealthy and powerful people as "thought leadership" is the Fox News playbook

And, if we're honest, it's successful
Americans are tired of what coastal elites have been shoving down their throats, so I think elevating fresh voices like the vice president, the head of one of the most valuable companies on the planet, a Times columnist, and a Jeffrey Epstein associate who teaches at Harvard is a risk worth taking.
Bari Weiss’ Next CBS News Move: Town Halls With JD Vance, Sam Altman and Debates About God and Feminism
The news division is also planning a town hall with Maryland Gov. Wes Moore in the 'Things That Matter' series, with Bank of America lined up as a sponsor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"To see those... those... monkeys from those African countries... Damn them! They're still uncomfortable wearing shoes!"

- Ronald Reagan
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Chasing the Joe Rogan fandom with a Disney flick is a choice
Disney is developing a live-action film focusing on Gaston from ‘Beauty & The Beast.’

(deadline.com/2025/12/disn...)
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hopefully this game is a valuable future lesson for Kellen Moore of "don't take points off the board"
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.

Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The lower bowl was definitely more packed yesterday for St Aug/Karr 😂
The Saints will begin today's game with the football after the Panthers won the toss and deferred.

Not a good crowd in the Dome at kickoff.
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM