@jordonolson.bsky.social
Fine woodworker, basketball aficionado. IG: instagram.com/olsondesign
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Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”
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heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”
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Started excitedly describing this article to my partner over coffee. She let me finish and politely said "No part of that was interesting to me" www.ilm.com/how-to-build...
How to Build an X-wing: 50 Years After ILM Completed Its First ‘Star Wars’ Model
Take an extensive deep dive into ILM’s creation of the original X-wing fighter miniatures for Star Wars: A New Hope.
www.ilm.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Started excitedly describing this article to my partner over coffee. She let me finish and politely said "No part of that was interesting to me" www.ilm.com/how-to-build...
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Hulu, I am BEGGING YOU to understand that when I want to rewatch a TV show I’ve already seen, I don’t want to only watch the last 30 seconds of every single episode autoplayed one after the other.
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hulu, I am BEGGING YOU to understand that when I want to rewatch a TV show I’ve already seen, I don’t want to only watch the last 30 seconds of every single episode autoplayed one after the other.
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gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
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another day going to the website where I go to post “holy shit!!!” after an incredible TD catch, and reading about how the most powerful people on earth have perpetrated the worst crimes imaginable with no repercussions, all before finishing my coffee. this is probably good for my mental health
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
another day going to the website where I go to post “holy shit!!!” after an incredible TD catch, and reading about how the most powerful people on earth have perpetrated the worst crimes imaginable with no repercussions, all before finishing my coffee. this is probably good for my mental health
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when some gamergater government dudes create an economic collapse to fight woke and put your neighbors in concentration camps to fight woke and then tell you that you gotta go die in venezuela to fight woke and u just hit them with that white boy stare
Minnesota King 2028
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when some gamergater government dudes create an economic collapse to fight woke and put your neighbors in concentration camps to fight woke and then tell you that you gotta go die in venezuela to fight woke and u just hit them with that white boy stare
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Dana Carvey Johnny Carson voice: I did not know that
Reminder: The man in charge of @la28games.bsky.social has been accused of having sex with subordinate workers, rode on the Epstein jet 10 times, and put his Twitter on private the day Epstein was arrested.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Dana Carvey Johnny Carson voice: I did not know that
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
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(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
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At first I looked around at all the red soil and sunbaked cliffs, assumed I was in Arizona, and was like, “Okay, looks like the Rapture is starting in Phoenix!” Said Jesus Christ
Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars
Well, this is super embarrassing. It looks like I must have gotten myself pretty turned around back there and totally missed My destination. I hate to ask, but I was hoping I could catch a ride back t...
theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At first I looked around at all the red soil and sunbaked cliffs, assumed I was in Arizona, and was like, “Okay, looks like the Rapture is starting in Phoenix!” Said Jesus Christ
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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we heard you were talking shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
we heard you were talking shit
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i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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W O W
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
W O W
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(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
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takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake