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Josh Boles
@joshboles.bsky.social
Payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills.

Currently building apps for medical research.
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Be still, my heart
June 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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can't even do a romantic gesture anymore
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth
December 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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dont think it can be overstated how bloated and user unfriendly basically every single piece of tech has gotten. want to forward an email in gmail? scroll past all the AI shit, click a submenu to find it. iPhone settings menu is like hundreds of things at this point. just crazy to do basic stuff
February 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is an incredible thread about community and disaster relief and logistics and resilience
Update on my life: Last year, I joined my kids' school's PTA, because they needed a treasurer and I'm good enough with numbers. It was a straightforward, self-contained job: balancing the checkbook for an organization that only did a few fundraisers each year.
February 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Bluesky has launched RSS feeds

Add /rss at the end of your profile URL to get to the feed, so for me: bsky.app/profile/puf... (note: it redirects to a less readable URL).

Or simply search for the profile URL in your feed reader.

More on: openrss.org/blog/blu...

February 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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@chancerydaily.bsky.social

this might be your favorite thing today.
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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son: daddy
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.

Mine is DON'T GIVE AWAY PII IN ANSWERS TO STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA PROMPTS dot gif
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh, my bad for failing basic math, Siri.
January 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Me agreeing to circle back in the new year: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when they circle back in the new year: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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This has had me giggling all afternoon. It was posted by @lisagillmore.bsky.social on X, but unfortunately she is not very active here, and I just have to share it.

"Planning Christmas dinner like"
December 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Santa Claus is coming to town and he wants to meet up at the saddest gastropub by the airport at 3pm on a Wednesday
November 30, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM