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Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant.

Así pues, aquí estamos (So, here we are)
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Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.

🫡 to those on the list
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.

Let that sink in.

File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...

www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Make a Bond movie casual

To Live and Let Dye
Make a Bone movie casual

Dr Maybe
Make a Bond movie casual

Diet Another Day
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Share your mood for the weekend.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
In vino veritas.

Fuck ICE!
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”

These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this…
This comic is 21 years old and you still see the same line of bullshit it was mocking today
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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From 1999 to 2000 world-class kayaker and science writer Jon Turk paddled a sea kayak from Japan to Alaska to prove that Jōmon people could've crossed the continents. He started from Nemuro in Hokkaido and arrived at St Lawrence Island (Sivuqaq) after stopping in the winter, showing it was possible.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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More of this nationwide please!
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here

— Charles Bukowski
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I’ve got no game. 😄
@jpenner1956.bsky.social has swears! They've used 14 profanities in their last 159 posts.

🥇 "butthole" (6 times)
🥈 "pisses" (1 times)
🥉 "fucking" (1 times)
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Love this
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
•snap• Puzzle time. 👉🏻🧩

IYKYK
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

* Polar bear
* Leopard
* Hoiho
* Warthog
* Pink iguana
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

*Dolphin
*Cassowary
*Kangaroo
*Kiwi
*Kororā/little blue penguin
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Sun fish
- cassowary
- minke whale
- wombat
- orca
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts/festivals you’ve been to:

The Police
Tina Turner
Bruce Springsteen
The Clash
Dead Kennedys
Introduce yourself with five concerts/festivals you've been to:

UB40
Violent Femmes (twice)
Big Love Festival 1996
Big Day Out (a few times) - Underworld & Chemical Brothers
The Gathering 1999

Switched up the question as I’ve been to more festivals than concerts.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Faithless
Chemical Brothers
Shapeshifter
The Killers
The Exponents
(Coldplay)
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Get to know your followers, 10 random things you DON’T like

Drive-thru restaurants
Cola drinks
Kaoliang
Giant Utes
Car dependent suburbs
MAGA/ACT/NATS/NZ1st
Bigotry/Misogony/Racism
Pointy shoes
Rental agencies
Theme parks
Get to know your followers, 10 random things you DON’T like

Tories
Libertarians
Flag shagging racist cunts
Greyhound Racing
English Rugger fans
Borish Kiwi All Black home fans
Anything Rupert Murdoch touches
Offal
Horror Movies
People who don't like weather
Bad wools
Kopites
Sushi
Beer that doesn't taste like beer
Oasis/Ashcroft
Horse racing
Flag shagging racist cunts
England fans
People who say "it is what it is"
Old bastards complaining about kids.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“A few bad apples” is always used to deflect criticism of systemic problems in NZ.

Schopenhauer’s entropy is a more realistic way to think about it: “If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Amazing but entertaining waste of taxpayers’ money.
Day 3 of the “no more than 2” day trial of Sandwich Guy. The prosecution intends to rest; the defense hasn’t decided yet. Dispute over jury instructions continues, a few morsels (sorry) to follow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM