Jazzersizing
jphandler.bsky.social
Jazzersizing
@jphandler.bsky.social
shimmie to the left
finally uninstalled windows, Mint is up and humming with minimal fuss
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
why is there now a forced slop helper on the jenson bike parts site? shit is buggin
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Machine-learned AI is terrible for idea generation.

The algorithm is designed to *produce the most predictable next token*

Even as you try to push it to originality, it fights you and tries to pull it back to the most average tropes.

Its a PREDICTABILITY MACHINE.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 17d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Next fall I'm teaching a grad course on fantasy and magic systems. What are some of your fave magic systems from lit and video games?
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Biblically accurate Mucinex Monster.
How is your whole face one solid cold sore???
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)...
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Thread. “AI is patching up the holes in conspiracy theories and so making them seem more reasonable, making them easier to spread and more resilient to collapse” was not on my bingo card.

AI relieves the pressure of cognitive dissonance. That’s … not great.
Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM