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she/it | 🏳️⚧️ | Seattle | 21+ | 🔞 | caretaker of injured birds | Sopping wet pathetic band girlie | cat ears in public counter: 4 | sink your teeth directly into my shoulder
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If your locked room murder mystery ends with a gunfight where everyone has two pistols is it a John Woodunnit
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If your locked room murder mystery ends with a gunfight where everyone has two pistols is it a John Woodunnit
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It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
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I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
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Repeat after me:
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Repeat after me:
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
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[halo] [aitsf] cute smart ai assistant that quips and has cybernetic stripes
January 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
[halo] [aitsf] cute smart ai assistant that quips and has cybernetic stripes
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The refs in the Hawai'i Bowl are from the MAC. Every time it cuts to one of them it looks like they're having the greatest christmas a midwestern dad could possibly have.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The refs in the Hawai'i Bowl are from the MAC. Every time it cuts to one of them it looks like they're having the greatest christmas a midwestern dad could possibly have.
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my tip to refugees is to remember this is not actually a social media site as the CEO would have you believe, this is a niche pervert fucking loser site so you need to engage genuinely with other niche pervert fucking losers and then you'll have a great time
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my tip to refugees is to remember this is not actually a social media site as the CEO would have you believe, this is a niche pervert fucking loser site so you need to engage genuinely with other niche pervert fucking losers and then you'll have a great time
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why aren't you festive right now you idiot, fuckin piece of shit
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
why aren't you festive right now you idiot, fuckin piece of shit
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it's time to consume substances everyone consume a substance
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it's time to consume substances everyone consume a substance
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when i say im "still one of the boys" what i mean is that every year once its cold and snowy out i get an instense urge to rewatch the bastogne episode of band of brothers
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
when i say im "still one of the boys" what i mean is that every year once its cold and snowy out i get an instense urge to rewatch the bastogne episode of band of brothers
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Americans will spend the next 20 years paying the price - a market of last resort for Trump's petrostate oligarch allies whose oil reserves would otherwise go stranded.
It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Americans will spend the next 20 years paying the price - a market of last resort for Trump's petrostate oligarch allies whose oil reserves would otherwise go stranded.
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Like prime, but with human beings”
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
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he was up there last year and by god he'll be there again
November 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
he was up there last year and by god he'll be there again
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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oh my god a Phalanx with stingers??
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
oh my god a Phalanx with stingers??
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kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
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Learning about USAF strategic bomber nuclear flash helmets. Just in case anyone needs any pilot inspiration
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Learning about USAF strategic bomber nuclear flash helmets. Just in case anyone needs any pilot inspiration
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