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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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It isn't about fentanyl.
If so, he would've attacked Mexico and China.
It isn't about drug trafficking.
If so, he wouldn't have pardoned the President of Honduras.
It isn't about election integrity.
If so, he wouldn't have tried to steal an election here.
It's. About. The. Oil.
If so, he would've attacked Mexico and China.
It isn't about drug trafficking.
If so, he wouldn't have pardoned the President of Honduras.
It isn't about election integrity.
If so, he wouldn't have tried to steal an election here.
It's. About. The. Oil.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It isn't about fentanyl.
If so, he would've attacked Mexico and China.
It isn't about drug trafficking.
If so, he wouldn't have pardoned the President of Honduras.
It isn't about election integrity.
If so, he wouldn't have tried to steal an election here.
It's. About. The. Oil.
If so, he would've attacked Mexico and China.
It isn't about drug trafficking.
If so, he wouldn't have pardoned the President of Honduras.
It isn't about election integrity.
If so, he wouldn't have tried to steal an election here.
It's. About. The. Oil.
Love Cher but this is terrible
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Love Cher but this is terrible
I always love hearing an idiot spout off random numbers on a nationally televised speech
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I always love hearing an idiot spout off random numbers on a nationally televised speech
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the cherry on the perfect legacy sundae
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the cherry on the perfect legacy sundae
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God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This isn’t just about the eight Senate Democrats who surrendered. 👇
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This isn’t just about the eight Senate Democrats who surrendered. 👇
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Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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i’m still stupidly proud of this
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i’m still stupidly proud of this
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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This meme made me laugh.
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This meme made me laugh.
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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Chappelle: Y’all are more free than we are
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Chappelle: Y’all are more free than we are
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
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look how much worse the last season of The Mandalorian was though
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
look how much worse the last season of The Mandalorian was though
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I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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It's the Lauren Boebert of superhero movies
July 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's the Lauren Boebert of superhero movies
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July 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...