Kapuyt Yerkink
@kapuytyerkink.bsky.social
Cultural Anthropology, Languages, Cats, Armchair Psychology, Humor Connoisseur, Professional Glutton
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Trump really puts the dick in contradictory
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Good morning blue sky
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Good morning blue sky
*Get ready for epic whine*
*Why can’t my university just call off school when my local school district does*
**Waaaaaaaah**
*Why can’t my university just call off school when my local school district does*
**Waaaaaaaah**
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*Get ready for epic whine*
*Why can’t my university just call off school when my local school district does*
**Waaaaaaaah**
*Why can’t my university just call off school when my local school district does*
**Waaaaaaaah**
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
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![turns out deporting their classmates' families radicalizes 4th graders - [pic of sidewalk with the word ICE written and a circle and crosssed out line over it]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreib6kd5asd6cwjzu3svqibygrfwbh5c4ejddasmg3tcqf5dpravlzm@jpeg)
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in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
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Let the comfort eating commence
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Let the comfort eating commence
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The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
This Sandwich Generation sandwich is about to EXPLODE. Why do I have to buy a 92yo ANOTHER stair lift because no one can repair the old one 😭
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This Sandwich Generation sandwich is about to EXPLODE. Why do I have to buy a 92yo ANOTHER stair lift because no one can repair the old one 😭
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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horror movie posters but with muppets: thread
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
horror movie posters but with muppets: thread
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...and in other news...nope, nope, no *fingers in ears* lalalalala
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
...and in other news...nope, nope, no *fingers in ears* lalalalala
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Birthday Months:
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
September 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Birthday Months:
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
First crickets of the year are giving me hope 🦗😌
September 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
First crickets of the year are giving me hope 🦗😌
A. So much shit is hitting so many different fans right now
B. The main benefit of breast augmentation surgery seems to be that you never need to wear a bra ever again
B. The main benefit of breast augmentation surgery seems to be that you never need to wear a bra ever again
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A. So much shit is hitting so many different fans right now
B. The main benefit of breast augmentation surgery seems to be that you never need to wear a bra ever again
B. The main benefit of breast augmentation surgery seems to be that you never need to wear a bra ever again
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ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire
Federal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire.
www.seattletimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
I just saw my first Christmas-themed ad 🤮🤮🤮. It’s AUGUST!!!
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just saw my first Christmas-themed ad 🤮🤮🤮. It’s AUGUST!!!
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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
At this point in my life, I’ve seen enough reality TV to understand that really shallow and superficial people actually have harder lives than the rest of us. ☺️
August 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At this point in my life, I’ve seen enough reality TV to understand that really shallow and superficial people actually have harder lives than the rest of us. ☺️
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Note to Kristi Noem:
It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
August 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Note to Kristi Noem:
It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
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It’s not really necessary to mock Kristi Noem since South Park has already done such a good job of it, but here’s the actual anti-drug slogan she approved when she was Governor of South Dakota
August 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s not really necessary to mock Kristi Noem since South Park has already done such a good job of it, but here’s the actual anti-drug slogan she approved when she was Governor of South Dakota
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
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A co-worker just called Die Hard “that really old timey action movie” so I’m going to go check into the nursing home now.
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A co-worker just called Die Hard “that really old timey action movie” so I’m going to go check into the nursing home now.