Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖)
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖)
@kclouis.bsky.social
Californian in NYC (by way of NJ). Twin dad 👦🏻👧🏻. Lawyer (mostly dirt and not you). Product of public schools. I do not support Las Vegas or Yolo County sports teams.

Free agent baseball fan seeking a new team, but will always be #rootedinoakland
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Today, Andrew Cuomo became a waiter at Zohran Mamdani’s table of success.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The Big Ten Conference
A proposed two-state solution
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
HE IS HOLDING A BAG OF HERR’S SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Next Chinese New Year, I’m giving my kids 🧧 in an open bag of Herr’s sour cream and onion chips.

It’s a culture thing.
August 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"Don't you want to work with your hands?!"

"I do - it's called 'typing.'"
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The soft racism of the white Left.
I want to support Zohran Mamdani. But he needs to stop supporting Uganda. - buff.ly/ngF8CJs
August 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh gosh, I hope she’s OK.
Grape stomping lady’s curdled groans.
What song coming out of these?
August 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me, unsubscribing from Democratic fundraising spam multiple times a day.
August 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Algorithm has turned my Instagram feed into nothing but parenting memes and Hong Kong/Cantonese memes, which are mostly #DLLM.

The probability of my kids learning Cantonese swear words is now non-zero.

Don’t know what to think of that.
July 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Peak America.

Let’s install crappy benches nobody will like because homeless people can’t sleep on them.
Bench so bad its not worth installing
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It begs the question of the actual utility of the NYPD when they couldn’t protect a CEO from being murdered in midtown (and couldn’t catch the murderer in one of the most surveilled places in the country) and they couldn’t bother to save a much poorer woman from being burned alive on the subway.
As an NYC resident, you pay $12B a year for a police force that is not good at what you want them to be good at: solving and preventing murder, theft, and sexual assault.

For example, the most stolen items in NYC are smartphones and bikes. NYPD doesn't even recognize the most recommended bike lock🤡
I don't like it when people have things stolen from them. Being robbed sucks. But a person having a bike stolen from them in NYC, provides an education that starts undoing decades of watching "Law and Order" copaganda trash.

🧔🏼‍♂️"If you can't even help with this? Then... what do cops even do?"
June 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Sac State just landed Billable Hours in the Transfer Portal.
Sacramento State has hired attorney Jeffrey Kessler to represent them as they pursue legal avenues to become an FBS independent in football after a waiver request was denied this week, Kessler tells CBS Sports. Kessler was a lead attorney for plaintiffs in House v. NCAA.
June 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think we finally found an instance where the guy won.
June 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Using a profile pic from your playing days when you last time you played an inning in the majors was over 20 years ago is Grade A loser behavior.
10. "retarded"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“Fight and win” is a blast from the past.

Didn’t he do a TV interview with a fake British accent?
Finally a head-to-head between soccer's greatest motivators
June 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The fact that civilian leadership understands it can’t rein in the police without having their families physically threatened really is a democratic crisis.
The last time nyc had a mayor who tried to mildly reign in police violence they doxxed his daughter so
A lot of blue mayors and governors know the "don't give an order you don't expect to be obeyed" leadership maxim but interpret it as "I guess I can't order the cops to do anything" rather than as a crisis of insubordination.
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is quite possibly the first time I have felt the desire to move out of Manhattan and raise my kids in a suburb.

Can’t fit a ping pong table in our 2bd apartment.
Taught my kids how to play ping pong while I played opposite handed. Later, when they got bigger and thought they were better than dad, they wanted to bet me about doing house chores.

I started playing with my dominant hand like I was like I was Roger Federer. Dad had no chores to do for a while.
June 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nothing better than that feeling of solitude when you are watching a youtube video trying to figure out how to fix something.
Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first:

Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
June 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m only going to rank the red ones.
The Elizabeth Street Garden created their own mayoral ranking based on if candidates would proceed with evicting them or not. Notably absent is mayor Adams, who has seemingly reversed course on kicking the garden out of the city-owned plot of land
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
People listen to the parable of the Good Samaritan and decide the good guys are the priest, the Levite, but definitely not the Samaritan.
Yes, because the parable of the “Good Samaritan” had a list of exceptions that Jesus was totally fine with.
June 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM