Keith
@kcsheeley.bsky.social
Leftist politics and unsolicited opinions.
Born to succeed, raised a Pirates fan instead.
He/him
Born to succeed, raised a Pirates fan instead.
He/him
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yeah man give the public what it wants, fifty godzillion blowjob jokes about monica lewinsky
Jay Leno Says Today’s Late-Night Hosts ‘Alienate’ Half the Audience With Political Jokes ‘Cozying Up to One Side’: ‘I Don’t Think Anybody Wants to Hear a Lecture’
Jay Leno believes late-night TV hosts have become too politicized -- and that they risk losing half the viewing audience.
variety.com
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
yeah man give the public what it wants, fifty godzillion blowjob jokes about monica lewinsky
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A lot of people need to hear this
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A lot of people need to hear this
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Sinclair Lewis, author of “It Can’t Happen Here,” looking down at the US from the afterlife and saying “you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.
May 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sinclair Lewis, author of “It Can’t Happen Here,” looking down at the US from the afterlife and saying “you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.
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the pirates aren't real, they can't hurt you
May 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the pirates aren't real, they can't hurt you
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
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'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
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whitmer completely misreading the moment and tanking her presidential hopes in the span of a few weeks caught me a bit off guard
April 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
whitmer completely misreading the moment and tanking her presidential hopes in the span of a few weeks caught me a bit off guard
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Sidewalk art getting real
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sidewalk art getting real
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BIG caveat: Hegseth’s political death has been prematurely declared three times before. And best case for it—his extreme even by fascist standards Christian reconstructionism—has never been a hindrance.
April 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BIG caveat: Hegseth’s political death has been prematurely declared three times before. And best case for it—his extreme even by fascist standards Christian reconstructionism—has never been a hindrance.
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He’ll be replaced with another lackey fascist, but it’s still important that a) it was possible to bring down a top Trumper; b) it was journalists—from annoying legacy media, Atlantic & NYT—that got the scoops making it possible.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He’ll be replaced with another lackey fascist, but it’s still important that a) it was possible to bring down a top Trumper; b) it was journalists—from annoying legacy media, Atlantic & NYT—that got the scoops making it possible.
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Marco Rubio is like having Tom Wambsgabs as Secretary of State, a man whose ambition is to be an empty suit, on board to take any stance, say anything, whatever the boss wants, and sponge up some of the pain that comes back, all for the trappings, the title, the plane rides, the suits, to be there.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Marco Rubio is like having Tom Wambsgabs as Secretary of State, a man whose ambition is to be an empty suit, on board to take any stance, say anything, whatever the boss wants, and sponge up some of the pain that comes back, all for the trappings, the title, the plane rides, the suits, to be there.
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every single one of trump's staff has spent their entire adult life in nazi groupchats and think tanks funded by weird billionaires and they have literally never intereacted with the world outside of that system before this week
January 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
every single one of trump's staff has spent their entire adult life in nazi groupchats and think tanks funded by weird billionaires and they have literally never intereacted with the world outside of that system before this week
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Michael Brooks said to be kind to people and ruthless to systems.
The system Thompson was a part of—which could not function without men like him—is killing Americans for the sake of shareholder maximization.
Companies like UHC wield political influence to prevent change.
So, yeah. That’s that.
The system Thompson was a part of—which could not function without men like him—is killing Americans for the sake of shareholder maximization.
Companies like UHC wield political influence to prevent change.
So, yeah. That’s that.
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Michael Brooks said to be kind to people and ruthless to systems.
The system Thompson was a part of—which could not function without men like him—is killing Americans for the sake of shareholder maximization.
Companies like UHC wield political influence to prevent change.
So, yeah. That’s that.
The system Thompson was a part of—which could not function without men like him—is killing Americans for the sake of shareholder maximization.
Companies like UHC wield political influence to prevent change.
So, yeah. That’s that.
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When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.
December 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.
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Every complaint about people abandoning Twitter is essentially “but my mom says you have to play with me!”
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Every complaint about people abandoning Twitter is essentially “but my mom says you have to play with me!”
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Pretty messed up that no one has pardoned the guy from incubus
December 2, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Pretty messed up that no one has pardoned the guy from incubus
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
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ultimately whether jon is literally this ass ignorant or merely pretending to be this ass ignorant is up to you, as is which is more disqualifying for his having any public career at all
So President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter - and given Trump a precedent that certainly won't be abused.
December 2, 2024 at 1:48 AM
ultimately whether jon is literally this ass ignorant or merely pretending to be this ass ignorant is up to you, as is which is more disqualifying for his having any public career at all
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Suing spotify for some made up thing and not because they pay artists like .00003 cents per stream is such a drake move
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Suing spotify for some made up thing and not because they pay artists like .00003 cents per stream is such a drake move
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Midnight Navy coming 🔜
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Midnight Navy coming 🔜
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kids, before 9/11 you could have sex with the pilots right there in the aisle
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
kids, before 9/11 you could have sex with the pilots right there in the aisle