Kelsey Wheeler
banner
kelseywheeler.bsky.social
Kelsey Wheeler
@kelseywheeler.bsky.social
Nebraskan. Parent. The funny sister. https://medium.com/@kelsey.r.wheeler
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
ICE & U.S. Customs & Border Protection employed at least 30 people with sexual & violent criminal histories in recent years.

At least 20 agents committed offenses with underage victims. The bulk of abuse happened within the last two years.

This article includes names of the agents.
Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children
Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.
www.yahoo.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—

Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
These headlines always feel like a toddler saying “mamabababa” and their parent is like “He says he wants more banana”
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I for one welcome our new overlords
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
If I were an owl I would do the head spinning thing until the other owls asked me to stop
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Finally watched Contact for the first time. God, what a movie. New personal favorite.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
A wooden cursive sign in the kitchen that says KITCHEN
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach

KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait

WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Wheeler
ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities.

This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM