Ken Keiterman
@kenkeiter.com
code, hardware, design, and ✨ vibes ✨ ✌️
Another year, another bill from the domain registrar for w-e-l-p.com
welp.
w-e-l-p.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Another year, another bill from the domain registrar for w-e-l-p.com
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The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
Let's just nip this one in the bud, shall we? andrewmccalip.com/space-datace...
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Economics of Orbital vs Terrestrial Data Centers
andrewmccalip.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Let's just nip this one in the bud, shall we? andrewmccalip.com/space-datace...
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
Space datacenters are *possible,* but not much else. We can still avoid this being the next bubble, and ruining our night sky because of it.
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Every day he plumbs new depths of Can You Believe This Loser Shit. You think you’ve reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Can You Believe This Loser Shit but then there’s a bang and a lurch and your little internet bathyscaphe plunges into a new fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every day he plumbs new depths of Can You Believe This Loser Shit. You think you’ve reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Can You Believe This Loser Shit but then there’s a bang and a lurch and your little internet bathyscaphe plunges into a new fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit.
Try Razzledazzlam® today; they'll never catch wise.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Try Razzledazzlam® today; they'll never catch wise.
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The Cameras Tracking You Are A Security Nightmare
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Me, British Dad: In America tomato sauce is ketchup, aubergine is an egg plant and Rocket is Arugula
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Me, British Dad: In America tomato sauce is ketchup, aubergine is an egg plant and Rocket is Arugula
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
5yo: I wanna go to space in an Arugula
Me: *rubs temples*
what is a rotating sandwiches collab
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
what is a rotating sandwiches collab
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
and where do I find it in Microsoft Teams
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Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...
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Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
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Smoked that Transvaal Starlink pronatalist zaza, now I'm counting photons using 1.2 megapixel cameras. 10-K filing built like Jason Calacanis. I'm in the club claiming Saudi funding like I've never heard of a bonesaw. I don't care how many monkeys I gotta kill for it, I NEED Twitter inside my brain
June 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Smoked that Transvaal Starlink pronatalist zaza, now I'm counting photons using 1.2 megapixel cameras. 10-K filing built like Jason Calacanis. I'm in the club claiming Saudi funding like I've never heard of a bonesaw. I don't care how many monkeys I gotta kill for it, I NEED Twitter inside my brain
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Bad for Discourse and also bad for all the people who might get Chernobyl'd that the ending of "we should have more nuclear power" has gone from "by making it easier for Westinghouse and Bechtel to build them" to "by gutting the NRC at a Trumpy shitco's behest" www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The Risky Movement to Make America Nuclear Again
A Silicon Valley startup called Oklo is leading the charge to bring nuclear power back to the US with small reactors. Its backers have wealth and political connections that could undermine nuclear saf...
www.bloomberg.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bad for Discourse and also bad for all the people who might get Chernobyl'd that the ending of "we should have more nuclear power" has gone from "by making it easier for Westinghouse and Bechtel to build them" to "by gutting the NRC at a Trumpy shitco's behest" www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
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I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My insurance increased my deductible by $2000, removed all out of network coverage, doubled my maximum out-of-pocket, and doubled all my co-pays — but thankfully they’re only charging me an extra $70 a month for the privilege. 🥲👍
self-employed, and I'm counting myself lucky that my premium for the same plan will be "only" 30% higher
Millions of Americans are already learning that their health insurance costs for 2026 are going way up.
I want to hear from you so we can make this impossible for the GOP to ignore the consequences of their policies.
If your premiums are going up, reply below and please share your story.
I want to hear from you so we can make this impossible for the GOP to ignore the consequences of their policies.
If your premiums are going up, reply below and please share your story.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My insurance increased my deductible by $2000, removed all out of network coverage, doubled my maximum out-of-pocket, and doubled all my co-pays — but thankfully they’re only charging me an extra $70 a month for the privilege. 🥲👍
this hit closer to home than I’m comfortable with
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this hit closer to home than I’m comfortable with
every few hours the 3d printer in my living room spits out another batch of these thicc spooky bois
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
every few hours the 3d printer in my living room spits out another batch of these thicc spooky bois
before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
Deeply-satisfying air-powered three-inverter ring oscillator for a future robot salamander 😍🦎
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdB...
I Printed a Microchip That Runs on Air — A Nervous System for Squishy Robots!
YouTube video by soiboi soft
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Deeply-satisfying air-powered three-inverter ring oscillator for a future robot salamander 😍🦎
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdB...
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
@bennjordan.bsky.social Just finished watching your most recent YouTube video on infrasound! It would be fun to collaborate on some hardware for taking those distributed measurements – maybe something with a GPS-disciplined local clock, power, storage, etc? 🤘
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@bennjordan.bsky.social Just finished watching your most recent YouTube video on infrasound! It would be fun to collaborate on some hardware for taking those distributed measurements – maybe something with a GPS-disciplined local clock, power, storage, etc? 🤘
My interest rate has never been lower.
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My interest rate has never been lower.
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No, I don’t think that’s right; studies have in fact found that the optimal keyboard design is one where every keystroke mimics the tactile sensation of pressing a human tongue
Studies have found the most logical and fastest keyboard layout is not between key orders like qwerty and dvorak, but one that prioritises the size of keys depending on the frequency of those letters in the language being typed, regardless of the ordering.
August 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No, I don’t think that’s right; studies have in fact found that the optimal keyboard design is one where every keystroke mimics the tactile sensation of pressing a human tongue
Wait until they hear about open source software 😬
“Wikipedia is this economic anomaly. In many ways, it’s sort of magical that people will just volunteer without explicit economic incentives to create artifacts that are meant to share knowledge with everyone in the world”
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wait until they hear about open source software 😬