Ken of the Gardens
@kenofthegardens.bsky.social
Skiing, sunning, gambling, running. Librarian-like powers.
His majesty will grant you an audience now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
His majesty will grant you an audience now.
I once walked up to a craps table at the Mirage and found Ray Romano was playing. He said “Nice roll” to me after I won him some money. I think it was a $10 table.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I once walked up to a craps table at the Mirage and found Ray Romano was playing. He said “Nice roll” to me after I won him some money. I think it was a $10 table.
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My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
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próspero año y no money down
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
próspero año y no money down
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
Saying goodbye to Aruba today. Trading my swim trunks for snow boots 🙁😫
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Saying goodbye to Aruba today. Trading my swim trunks for snow boots 🙁😫
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I suppose it makes sense the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is doing well this year given how much inflation has increased since January.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I suppose it makes sense the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is doing well this year given how much inflation has increased since January.
OK, but how about jugs hanging out?
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
OK, but how about jugs hanging out?
Aruba living up to its tagline today. #OneHappyIsland
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Aruba living up to its tagline today. #OneHappyIsland
Now that’s what I call a tasting menu.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Now that’s what I call a tasting menu.
Vacation mode achieved.
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Vacation mode achieved.
Remember kids, a $5 craps table is just as capable of taking your money as a $10 or $15 table.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember kids, a $5 craps table is just as capable of taking your money as a $10 or $15 table.
Every year I swear I’ll find a new vacation spot instead of Aruba, and yet here we are.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every year I swear I’ll find a new vacation spot instead of Aruba, and yet here we are.
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please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
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My office building uses the same fragrance as the Cosmpolitan in its lobby so every day at work I’m reminded I’d rather be in Las Vegas.
*Not that I need a reminder.
*Not that I need a reminder.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My office building uses the same fragrance as the Cosmpolitan in its lobby so every day at work I’m reminded I’d rather be in Las Vegas.
*Not that I need a reminder.
*Not that I need a reminder.
Put baby to bed for the season today. See you in the spring.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Put baby to bed for the season today. See you in the spring.
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
Do you have to
Do you have to
Do you have to pull my finger?
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is it bananas, it’s bananas isn’t it
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
is it bananas, it’s bananas isn’t it
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Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
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You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
Holy crap Bears! That was wild!
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holy crap Bears! That was wild!
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we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped