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Citizen - not a customer. ⭕️
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Here is a link that still works!

Bari Weiss just failing upwards in the most ridiculous manner possible

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Inside CECOT | 60 Minutes : CBS News : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Sharyn Alfonsi's Inside CECOT for 60 Minutes, which was censored by Bari Weiss, as it appeared on Canada's Global TV app.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke 🎂
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The bluegrass virtuoso brings back the spirit of Tiny Desk's early days: fewer microphones to capture "the way these instruments are meant to sound." n.pr/3KD1SiI
Billy Strings: Tiny Desk Concert
The bluegrass virtuoso brings back the spirit of Tiny Desk's early days: fewer microphones to capture "the way these instruments are meant to sound."
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December 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Classy act. Hopeful for both candidates in this race.
@jamestalarico.bsky.social sent this video to his 10,000 volunteers:

“We will make the case for why we are best positioned to win this race — but we will always treat Congresswoman Crockett with the utmost respect. She is my colleague and she is a leader in our state. She deserves nothing less.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This is how it’s done.

Consensus reality may be broken, but we all understand a common language of outright disrespect and hostility. They don’t deserve the respect that they want so desperately, don’t give them any. They’re a bunch of weird losers - act accordingly.
Community members in Kenner, Louisiana, activate rapid-response teams to follow Greg Bovino and his Border Patrol goons through the neighborhood. They alert residents and warn them not to open their doors unless CBP has a court-ordered warrant.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Ilhan Omar: “His obsession with me is creepy, I'm not going anywhere — I'll be here longer than #Trump - He’s an old man losing his mind. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs—”
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Make Sabrina Carpenter the Dems comms chief cause I swear she hit the GOP harder than any democratic elected official this week
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The GOP: “I don’t understand why they aren’t more enthusiastic about our whole ‘go fuck yourself’ governing strategy.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Trump just threw Elise Stefanik under a bus that Mamdani just made free.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I really didn't think Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries could look more out of touch. Then the president just exchanged friendship bracelets with Zohran.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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it's thursday and the president is calling for the execution of elected members of congress and boy, you just never know where the week is going to go, do you
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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One thing about living in Seattle in the 90s: we always knew where our lead singers stood on bread theft.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM